For a long time, Pacific Rim was my most anticipated movie of this summer. Ever since the first trailers started popping up and the positive buzz from WonderCon led me to be over-excited for this film. The problem with that, is it builds unreal expectations. When someone tells you that this movie is about giant fucking robots fighting giant fucking monsters, it's reasonable to have unreasonable expectations. The issue is not fulfilling those expectations. What Pacific Rim did on screen wasn't just spectacular for what it did visually, but in the way that it did it. It by no means let me down.
I was born in 1993. By that time, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Godzilla, all of those disaster-monster films had already came and went. I didn't get to experience them on the big screen. The closest thing I got to experiencing it was Transformers. Which is really just unfortunate that I even have to bring that up. All of a sudden my childhood was gone, and I was moving on to college. Without any disaster-monster film. I was robbed.
A couple years ago Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out. And while mildly underwhelming, it gave hope that something spectacular is on the horizon. I wasn't as big of a fan of Apes as everyone else seemed to be, but I did enjoy the climactic battle on the bridge at the end. And that's when it hit me again that I really missed out.
So here I am, a 20 year old college student. The best monster disaster film I saw was Transformers. Which doesn't even qualify. I mean, there was Cloverfield, but it wasn't as gargantuan as I wanted it to be and as capable as it could have been. Same with Super 8 (which I was extremely underwhelmed by). I have hyped this movie up more than any film I've seen since Dark Knight Rises last summer. I spent months doing research and studying up on Pacific Rim. I completely nerded out. I walk in to the theater, and what's playing before the film starts? ALL OF THE PAST MONSTER FILMS OR SHOWS OR REFERENCES TO MONSTERS. Seriously. I enjoyed the hell out of that. It set the mood just right.
Five minutes into Pacific Rim now. I'm all in. I caught myself smiling a huge smile. Living this movie as if I was 12. It saved my childhood. It was the movie we never got. Us 90s kids and up. We never have gotten a movie like this (a good one).
I'm going to sum up the plot as brief as I can: Kaiju have come up from beneath the Pacific Ocean. We built big robots called the Jaegers that can fight them off. Humans control their movements, and they have to be piloted by two pilots. As time has gone on, the monsters have adapted and are now starting to take control. We still try and kick some ass with the Jaegers. And there's the movie.
Guillermo Del Toro directed this film and I couldn't have hand picked a better person to be behind the steering wheel. He cares so much about how it looks, how it sounds, how crisp everything moves-he's a perfectionist. He directed the hell out of Pacific Rim. Charlie Hunnam played the lead role, and he played his role just right. Nothing over the top, nothing too weak either. People have been complaining about Hunnam but I liked him. He voices over the first 5 minutes or so, and all I wanted was for him to voice over everything ever from now on. His voice was fucking perfect.
Idris Elba steals a few scenes, he always brings it though. Charlie Day was perfectly cast along with Burn Gorman. They have a playful rivalry and a bulk of the few comedic moments stem from Day and Gorman. Rinko Kikuchi was a total badass that was thoroughly enjoyable. And of course there has to be a mention of Hellboy himself, Ron Perlman. He has much more of a minor role than the film is advertising, yet if you're a fan of Hellboy and Sons of Anarchy, you'll appreciate what he does.
But c'mon. The real scene stealers are the Jaegers and the Kaiju. The visual effects in Pacific Rim are unlike anything ever put to screen. I can't remember the last time I saw a film where I was just in awe of what was being done visually. I mean, maybe Avatar? But even then, you knew what you were getting into. I thought I knew what I was getting into with Pacific Rim and I was even more impressed. Also, every big fight scene it just so happens to be nighttime and raining. Which makes it just that much more badass.
It's a perfect summer movie in a summer season that has lacked all sorts of blockbusters. Sure, we were spoiled last summer with the Avengers and Dark Knight Rises, but everything has pretty much been a let down so far. Pacific Rim kicks your ass and lets you know that summer blockbusters are still capable of being done well and done in a way that's fun. It knows what kind of movie it is, which so often films these days are lacking. They don't know if it wants to be funny, action packed, dramatic or what. Pacific Rim knows what it is. It's monsters and giant robots kicking the shit out of each other.
Often times as of lately, these action blockbusters have seemed to force humor on the audience for some reason. Transformers forced it more and more as the series went on, and even in The Avengers, where most of comedy hit, it got over the top at points. The good thing about Pacific Rim is that even when Charlie Day is on screen, there are really only a few forced comedic moments.
The last 45 minutes or so is fantastic. Just a visual masterpiece. It's a shoo-in for Best Visual Effects come awards season. It gets a little slow at certain points and the plot goes in very predictable routes, but it more than makes up for it with the ballbusting action sequences. If you go in with the right mindset of just having a mind-blowing braingasm, then you'll enjoy the hell out of this movie. It's what summer movies should be all about, and it's the monster film that my generation has been deprived of for so long.
I'm giving Pacific Rim a 4.25/5. It's not perfect at all, but it is a perfect summer film. A great movie to go to and just shut your brain off and just marvel at what Guillermo Del Toro put on screen.
Pacific Rim is in theaters July 12th. Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense sci-fi action and violence throughout, and brief language. Run Time 131 minutes. Directed by Guillermo Del Toro.
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Thursday, July 11, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
A Running Diary: Can't Buy Me Love
0:01- Patrick Dempsey's character, named Ronald, is mowing a lawn on his awesome lawnmower. You know, the one that you can drive. Like in Waterboy. The song "Can't Buy Me Love" plays over it, for obvious reasons.
0:02- Cindy and her two friends pull into the driveway. They're introduced typically as popular girls always are. Convertable, shopping bags, blonde, sunglasses, big house. You know the drill. Ronald watches her walk in, setting the movie up. Ronald has a crush on Cindy, duh.
0:04- Cindy and her friends are hanging out in her room, watching her ex-boyfriend Bobby who is a college football player for Iowa. He obviously doesn't miss Cindy.
0:05- Ronald is creepily watching cheerleading tryouts through a chain-link fence. His friend Kenneth rides up on his bike, and Ronald shows his first interest in the popular clique.
0:09- Cindy answers the door, and this creepy dude is going out with her Mom. Seriously, this dude is so creepy. Cindy is so hot. This movie was made in the late-80s and she's bangin'. She's like a hotter version of Rachel McAdams with bigger boobs. Quick Imdb check. She hasn't been in anything since 1994. TV or Movies. That's a shame. She's from Greeley, Colorado. Shout out to my home state Colorado. You produced one of the hottest girls of the 80s.
0:10- Back to the film, she goes against her Mom's word and wears her white suede jacket to a party.
0:11- What the hell? Seth Green is in this movie? He has a different voice though. Why did his voice sound so much different back then? Man he was one ugly kid.
0:14- Cindy's suede jacket inevitably gets ruined. Wine spills all over it. Not shocked there. Then again, I've seen the movie before. And of course the guy who ruined it is a complete dick about ruining it. Pretty standard.
0:16- Ronald is at the mall, using all the money he saved for a telescope. Wait a minute, are they in Tucson?? How did I never know they filmed there? I wonder where they filmed this. So the movie was filmed in Tucson where I go to school, and the hottest girl of the 80s was from Colorado where I grew up. I love this movie!
0:17- While looking through the telescope in the mall who does he see? Cindy! With the ruined suede jacket, and not enough money to buy a new one. Ronald knocks on the door and holds all his cash out like a total boss. He negotiates with Cindy that he would buy her a new jacket, if she pretends to go out with him so he can be a cool kid. And here we go.
0:18- Cindy rips Ronald's sleeves off. Puts mousse in his hair. Takes his glasses off. Changes him up. He's gonna walk through the cool hallway! You go, Ronald.
Egg-Eater (middle) and Crop Top |
0:20- One of the supposed-to-be cool guys they walk past is wearing a crop top. What the fuck was that. I hope that wasn't a trend in the 80s. They ask Ronald if he "used to mow our lawns". I'll just leave it at that...
0:21- Here we go. Ronald is turning into a douche to his best friend Kenneth!
0:21- Cindy and the football players happen to all be in the same Home-Ec class. A football player holds out an egg yolk, and eats it. Everyone is pretty noticeably impressed. What just happened there?
0:22- Cindy gets interrogated by her friends. She returns with: "Guys, see my forehead, do you see a sign that says 'Information' on it?" Whoa, Cindy. Attitude.
0:23- Ronald sits with all the cool kids at lunch. He starts to fit in a little better.
0:25- Ronald forgot to eat lunch while at lunch, which is the only thing you're supposed to do at lunch. He claims he got too nervous to eat around those guys. Wait, what? Whatever, I can move past that. Anyway, who walks in but all the cool football guys! Ronald offers up the pizza, which of course to them means, take all the pizza and leave none for Ronald and Cindy. Classy. That pizza looks so good. If that's a real place in Tucson, I want to be going there immediately when I get back.
0:26- Young Seth Green doesn't buy that Ronald is dating Cindy. He investigates.
0:27- Cindy's mad that Ronald didn't pick her up in a car. He claims he "forgot", which he has gotten pretty good at doing lately. He puts it in a much more delicate romantic way than "I forgot" but still. Cindy and Ronald start to bond. Uh oh, they actually are going to like each other. You can tell.
0:29- While at the party, Egg-Eater offers Ronald a "brew", which Ronald thinks means Root Beer for some reason. Does anyone drink Root Beer anymore? I feel like it's starting to die out. That makes me sad. Anyway, Ronald grabs a Budweiser and he feels cool still.
0:30- Ronald gets back to school and talks to Kenneth, who of course is mad that Ronald didn't hang out with his old gang, nor did he tell them what he was doing. Ronald's starting to become a douche!
0:31- Ronald washes Cindy's car. They bond over it. Some good quotes here "You can do whatever you want. Whatever you put your heart and your mind to". Cindy walks inside her house, with Ronald staring at her. As soon as she gets inside her house, he starts spraying the hose on the car. I really hope they meant that as the sexual reference it turned out to be.
0:32- Cindy returns with some poems. Sappy love scenes are starting to happen. She mouths the words while Ronald reads. She claims no one knows she writes. Now Ronald does. Uh oh, they're growing closer. The sappiness ends and Cindy starts spraying Ronald with a hose. Ronald picks up a sponge and Peyton Manning's that shit at Cindy. Seriously, he LAUNCHED that. That sounded like it hurt, not the way to a lady's heart Ronald.
0:33- Montage of Ronald becoming cool and Cindy helping him buy new clothes and shit. Kenneth sees them and gets pissed. I think it's important to note that Kenneth is pissed at Ronald because he's a dick now, not because he's dating Cindy. Which, if it is because he's dating Cindy, he's not a good friend. Cindy's hot and you always root for you best friend. That's in the bro-code somewhere.
0:35- It's the last date of Ronald and Cindy already, and Ronald is taking her to a. Wait for it...a plane junkyard? I don't know. That's a ballsy move. That's like when the girl gets the shitty date in Bachelorette. I think he's trying to spit some game by spouting facts about the planes.
0:37- Now this is more what I'm talking about Ronald. Starry night and the Moon. Important line metaphorically: "You didn't ruin it, you just changed it, I guess."
0:38- DAMMIT RONALD! She wanted to kiss you. That was the signal!! You ruined it. Cindy obviously doesn't want to break up.
0:41- Oh, Ronald. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. You fucked up big time my friend.
0:43- Ronnie walks in to school acting like a total boss. One of Cindy's friends who is noticeably not wearing nearly enough clothing for school asks him out. Cindy's even more pissed.
0:46- Ronnie goes out with the slutty chick and her best friend comes on to him. Young Seth Green spies on the whole thing, and gets his second Egg-Eater fart to the face. Not a good outing so far for Young Seth Green.
0:47- Uh oh. Locker Room talk. Cindy's in nothing but a towel. Hot. But she overhears her best friends talking about Ronnie. Cindy doesn't like that. Sidebar-Is it weird that I'm attracted to a girl from a movie in the 80s who's probably over 40 now? Oh well.
0:47- Young Seth Green commentates the WWE on TV. It's still fake in 1987, too in case you were wondering. Ronnie barges in to watch American Bandstand. I don't really know what that is at all. Outdated for sure. Then it's revealed he's not watching American Bandstand. Oh boy, this is gonna get good.
0:51- School dance time! Awesome live band. Looks like Lionel Richie. I cosign this dance so far. Ronnie breaks out the big dance moves. Mostly just flailing of the arms. Everyone thinks it's weird at first. And then everyone starts to do it too. Forced conformity motif. In real life, this plays out like "Ronnie stop it, just take it easy" and then that's the end of that. Instead, Ronnie turns into the coolest kid in the school.
0:55- Ronnie gets into it with Cindy. Then his slutty date starts taking off her clothes and talking about her titties. I don't think people actually talk this way. Especially in high school. It wouldn't shock me though, they are in Tucson. Lesson as always: Tucson is fucking weird.
0:56- Ronnie is back at home under his sheets with a flashlight on looking at a calendar and says one of the corniest lines in the history of cinema: "17 years, 3 months, and 5 days...that's a long time to wait for some tit! HEHEHE". I'm not exaggerating his chuckle. It literally sounded like if you were to read "HEHEHE" out loud.
0:57- Kenneth starts to get pissed in class at Ronnie, who's asleep. Moon motif again. Then, Ronnie and his dumb friends, Crop-Top and Egg-Eater go to lay down a shit-bomb at Kenneth's house. Yes, I could have phrased that better. Yes, it's staying like that.
0:59- Cindy and her friends finally get in a fight with each other about Ronnie. Cindy has a lot of class. Attagirl Cindy.
1:01- Ronnie, Crop-Top, and Egg-Eater go for the shitbomb. Little do they know, Kenneth and his family are prepared. Kenneth catches Ronnie in a net trap, then lets him go realizing it's Ronnie. God damn was that awesome. Kenneth deserves friend of the year for that.
1:03- Cindy's new boyfriend is a total asshole. So naturally she dumps a chocolate shake on his head. Cindy, you're my girl. Despite your corny comebacks and the fact that you're 40 years old now.
1:05- Cindy dishes out a "she's given more rides than a Greyhound". Cindy Sass Level: 7. Ronnie is a total dick to her again, she wrote him a poem but he doesn't care.
1:07- New Year's Eve party. Cindy's hammered already and drinking vodka straight (attagirl), which means the sass is going to be extra heavy this evening. But wait, she's wearing her Mom's dress again. Please don't go the direction I think this is headed. I don't remember this part.
1:08- Cindy's ex-boyfriend-kind-of Bobby is back. Meanwhile, Ronnie is saying things like "All summer I just want to hold you" and "I respect you" and "I AM hot!" to random chicks. Classy Ronnie. Cindy is drunk off her ass and you are spitting terrible game at sluts that already want to bang you.
1:11- Cindy gets in a fight with Bobby, who calls her a prostitute. Classy guy. Then, Cindy who is incredibly inslopsicated, spills the details about how Ronnie paid her 1000 dollars to make him cool. Yep, her sass is maxed out like I predicted. Then, everyone turns on Ronnie and he gets kicked out of the party by Egg-Eater.
1:16- Ronnie is a loser again. Except now none of his friends want to hang out with him. Poor Ronnie. Cindy starts calling out her slutty friends. Stand your ground Cindy! I'm still on team Cindy. Yes, even after she broke the promise she made Ronnie and being super drunk.
1:18- Ronnie tries apologizing to Kenneth, who doesn't budge. He grabs him and yells "you shit on my house!". Which, says everything that needs to be said.
1:20- Ronnie stalks Cindy and then follows her into the women's bathroom to apologize. Romantic. Dammit Ronnie, why can't you do just one romantic thing without screwing up?
1:23- Ronnie follows up that marvelous endeavor by getting Cindy's attention by mowing her lawn at 6 in the morning. I'm sure she's thrilled about that. He recovers quickly by making a very heartfelt speech to Cindy, who just got out of bed and looks fantastic. Not very realistic there. Either that or she is just that beautiful.
1:25- Kenneth gets into it with Crop-Top. But Ronnie is there to save the day! He slams a baseball bat on the table. He says some things about how they used to be friends. Then every one starts clapping. Very cliche but I liked it. Cindy was happy so I'm happy. God I'm getting creepy.
1:29- Ronnie is back mowing Cindy's lawn, and Cindy runs off to be with her friends in their convertable.
1:30- Wait! Cindy's back! She calls his name and runs after him! She hops on his lawnmower (sexual reference intended there) and they drive off and kiss in the sunset! Oh, and "Can't Buy Me Love" gets played over the end scene. By default of course.
Okay, besides the fact that I became so obviously enamored with Cindy, I didn't like this movie as much as I remember liking it. It's still good, I just remember it being a little better. I love this movie still though. I hope they redo this movie sometime soon. And no, Love Don't Cost a Thing doesn't count at all. I want a remade version of this. I don't say that often.
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Sunday, July 7, 2013
'The Way, Way Back' has heart, hilarity, and brilliance
Here's the thing. I saw this movie maybe 2 months ago. I'm reviewing it now. Which is a terrible strategy. It's never good. But what is important, is that I love this movie more after letting it sink in, even more so than I did in May.
The Way, Way Back is that "coming-of-age" film this year that really sets the bar for what's to come in 2013. It's been a pretty abysmal summer, and year in film. There's been a few films here and there, but nothing that's really been fantastic. Man of Steel was a slight let down, I didn't love Iron Man 3 as much as I wanted to, Place Beyond the Pines had way too earlier of a release date. It just really hasn't been a great year so far. But all that has changed because The Way, Way Back is easily my favorite movie so far this year,
The Sundance Film Festival alum 'The Way, Way Back' begins with some back and forth banter between Duncan (Liam James) and his Mom's new boyfriend Trent (Steve Carell). Immediately the entire film is established. Protagonist. Antagonist. Eventually Duncan, his Mom (Toni Collette) and Trent arrive at a beach house and that's where they find alcoholic comedic genius Betty (Allison Janney) and her daughter Susanna (AnnaSophia Robb). And from there we have our film. Duncan struggles with his awkwardness and lack of confidence, as well as the fact that he doesn't really have any friends at this summer house. He makes his way to a water park and gets a job there, run by the scene-stealer Sam Rockwell.
I did a full breakdown about how Sam Rockwell is in the lead for Best Supporting Actor right now. He hit on every single joke he had. I'm sure he did plenty of improv. He knocked this role out of the park. He was fantastic. He was dramatic when he needed to be, and his chemistry with Duncan was perfect. If the two of them don't have chemistry, the film fails. No matter how good the rest of the film is. Every time Rockwell is on screen you're just fixed on his character. He's perfect.
The Way Way Back was directed by Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, both of whom play supporting roles in the film as well. They wrote the film 'The Descendants', and they wrote this film as well. They did such a wonderful job crafting this film together. It sounds like such a typical film with a familiar plot, but it's just different for some reason. I think in large part due to the directing, as well as the ensemble cast that was assigned perfectly.
I only have one complaint about his film. It took me a while to buy into Liam James' portrayal of Duncan. Something about it just hung me up. And then I thought about it. He's supposed to be awkward, shy, and to a certain extent unlikeable. He does everything he's supposed to do perfectly. I think some of my displeasure for Duncan came from the fact that it was his character, and not necessarily Liam James's performance.
I'm a big score and soundtrack guy. I love to hear music from a film. The soundtrack for this film is perfect. It really did a good job establishing a tone and lyrically, it actually very well represented each scene. Two songs in particular- "Power Hungry Animals" by The Apache Relay (featured in the trailer), and "Alone" by Trampled by Turtles-really hit you hard. This movie has an emotional payoff at the end, and without those two songs, it just wouldn't have worked as well.
This is the best movie that has come out so far in 2013. I adored this film. It definitely is a perfect summer movie for what has been an abysmal summer so far. I didn't have anything wrong with this movie. I can't wait to see it again. I'm giving The Way, Way Back my first ever 5/5 rating.
The Way, Way Back is rated PG-13 for thematic elements, language, some sexual content and brief drug material. Run-time 104 minutes. It is currently in limited release. Click here for when it will play in theaters near you.
You can follow Will Harmon at@willharmon8 on Twitter.
The Way, Way Back is that "coming-of-age" film this year that really sets the bar for what's to come in 2013. It's been a pretty abysmal summer, and year in film. There's been a few films here and there, but nothing that's really been fantastic. Man of Steel was a slight let down, I didn't love Iron Man 3 as much as I wanted to, Place Beyond the Pines had way too earlier of a release date. It just really hasn't been a great year so far. But all that has changed because The Way, Way Back is easily my favorite movie so far this year,
The Sundance Film Festival alum 'The Way, Way Back' begins with some back and forth banter between Duncan (Liam James) and his Mom's new boyfriend Trent (Steve Carell). Immediately the entire film is established. Protagonist. Antagonist. Eventually Duncan, his Mom (Toni Collette) and Trent arrive at a beach house and that's where they find alcoholic comedic genius Betty (Allison Janney) and her daughter Susanna (AnnaSophia Robb). And from there we have our film. Duncan struggles with his awkwardness and lack of confidence, as well as the fact that he doesn't really have any friends at this summer house. He makes his way to a water park and gets a job there, run by the scene-stealer Sam Rockwell.
I did a full breakdown about how Sam Rockwell is in the lead for Best Supporting Actor right now. He hit on every single joke he had. I'm sure he did plenty of improv. He knocked this role out of the park. He was fantastic. He was dramatic when he needed to be, and his chemistry with Duncan was perfect. If the two of them don't have chemistry, the film fails. No matter how good the rest of the film is. Every time Rockwell is on screen you're just fixed on his character. He's perfect.
The Way Way Back was directed by Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, both of whom play supporting roles in the film as well. They wrote the film 'The Descendants', and they wrote this film as well. They did such a wonderful job crafting this film together. It sounds like such a typical film with a familiar plot, but it's just different for some reason. I think in large part due to the directing, as well as the ensemble cast that was assigned perfectly.
I only have one complaint about his film. It took me a while to buy into Liam James' portrayal of Duncan. Something about it just hung me up. And then I thought about it. He's supposed to be awkward, shy, and to a certain extent unlikeable. He does everything he's supposed to do perfectly. I think some of my displeasure for Duncan came from the fact that it was his character, and not necessarily Liam James's performance.
I'm a big score and soundtrack guy. I love to hear music from a film. The soundtrack for this film is perfect. It really did a good job establishing a tone and lyrically, it actually very well represented each scene. Two songs in particular- "Power Hungry Animals" by The Apache Relay (featured in the trailer), and "Alone" by Trampled by Turtles-really hit you hard. This movie has an emotional payoff at the end, and without those two songs, it just wouldn't have worked as well.
This is the best movie that has come out so far in 2013. I adored this film. It definitely is a perfect summer movie for what has been an abysmal summer so far. I didn't have anything wrong with this movie. I can't wait to see it again. I'm giving The Way, Way Back my first ever 5/5 rating.
The Way, Way Back is rated PG-13 for thematic elements, language, some sexual content and brief drug material. Run-time 104 minutes. It is currently in limited release. Click here for when it will play in theaters near you.
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Saturday, July 6, 2013
Re-Ranking the Best Films of 2012 Halfway Through 2013
Anybody who knows anything about me already knows what I think is the best movie of last year. I've made it very clear, an obnoxious amount of times. And I'm not going to apologize for that. For those who don't know me very well, then congratulations! You have the luxury of not already knowing my favorite movie of last year! This is my list. I want to make that very clear. I'm a random blogger that has no real credit. These are my opinions. So before you go freaking out about how I left out a few films, just know that it really doesn't matter...
A few honorable mentions before we get started:
Django Unchained: Here's the thing with this movie. I understand why people love it. I understand why it was some people's favorite film of last year. I just am not a huge fan of Tarantino. I appreciate what he does, I respect what he does. Obviously he's a brilliant man. He's made some unbelievable films and is certainly one of the best directors of our time. I just can't get into very many of his films. Some of his films in the past I've adored. This wasn't one of them. It was solid, but it got really slow in certain points. I will say this: I thought Leo Dicaprio was going to WIN Best Supporting Actor. Not only did he not win, he wasn't even nominated. Granted, the category was full of winners. It was a great year for supporting actors in 2012, that's for sure.
Beasts of the Southern Wild: This movie touched my heart. Quvenzhane Wallis deserved all of the acclaim she got last year. She carried this movie. I've never seen a girl this young give a performance this great. She was brilliant. The movie felt a little documentary to me, though. Which was one of the few problems I had with it. A great film, a great directorial debut, just not good enough to make it into my Top 10.
Alright let's get started. As always, in reverse order:
10) Perks of Being A Wallflower
An important thing to remember here is that this is a re-ranking. Which means, this is a list based on rewatchability to go along with the other elements that originally qualified a film in a Top 10 list. This movie shocked me. I didn't read the book. It looked silly. Emma Watson sounds British for most of it. But it really was the performance of Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller that carried this movie for me. It was funny, it was enjoyable, and it had a lot of heart. Easily the most shocking movie from 2012.
9) Cabin in the Woods
If you know me well, you also know that I hate horror films. I hate them mostly due to the fact that they've gotten so over the top and ridiculous. The plot doesn't matter, the mystery elements have disappeared for the most part and yet, this film gave me a little bit of hope that the genre isn't done just yet. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a horror film and came out of the theater or turned off the Blu-Ray player and said: "Damn, that was so good!". Never. Never is the answer. Because it's a genre that has been stained for a decade, maybe even longer. Every once in a while, a film comes along, like this one, that makes you think that horror isn't dead just yet. Paranormal Activity 1 was like that. And then it just got out of hand with sequels. I loved Cabin in the Woods. There are a lot of people out there who think this movie is so stupid and over the top, but if you understand some of the satire and homages to past horror films, it's one of the most enjoyable horror films in recent years. It has some comedy, but not as much as people are saying it does. I went into it thinking there would be more comedy based off what I was told. Were there comic moments? Sure. But the mystery and the plot were so brilliant and original that I loved it. That's the thing with this film-it's original. In a genre where originality has become so scarce, Cabin in the Woods got it right. PS: Has there ever been a cooler movie poster than the one for The Cabin in the Woods? It's perfect, especially after having seen the film.
8) The Grey
This is a movie most people forgot about. It had a January release date, which is codeword for "this is gonna suck". But it was, like Perks, such a surprisingly good movie that I appreciate it even more. Its rewatchability is high. It is an intense survival film that really makes you feel like you're lost in the arctic with them. I love this movie. The ending was one of those things where people are split on it. But when you step back and look at the overall picture, you appreciate what it did, and you understand what they were going for with the ending. The soundtrack is also very underrated. It's very moving and it helps drive the story and the intensity. A very underrated movie, and great one at that.
7) The Impossible
Another underrated movie, a heart-wrenching film that describes the survival story of the Belon family. While on vacation in Thailand, a tsunami hits, dividing the family and sparking a search to reunite the family. I thought this was one of the best acted films of last year. Naomi Watts was recognized, however, to me she wasn't the best part. Or even the second best part. Ewan McGregor had some unbelievable scenes. He had some heart-wrenching scenes and just a great emotional performance. He's not in the film for long, though. The story mostly revolves around Lucas (Tom Holland) and Maria (Watts). And Tom Holland was brilliant as Lucas. He's basically the lead for this film, and he showed an unbelievable amount of dramatic talent. This kid's going to go places for sure. We haven't seen the last of him, I can guarantee that. This movie was such an emotional roller coaster and it makes you think, "What if that were me? What if that happened to my family?". It is a superbly acted film, and a superbly directed film as well.
6) Argo
I enjoyed this film for what is was. Did I think it deserved Best Picture? No. Do I understand why it won? Yes. Here's the thing-I was happy this film won Best Picture. It was a film I couldn't be mad that it won. Which is always nice. I hate when a film you don't think deserves to win it, ends up doing so. I was fine with this winning. I liked this movie a lot. Loved? Certainly not. Has anyone ever resurrected a career at a magnitude equal to Ben Affleck? I can't think of anybody. He went from a laughing stock of Hollywood into one of the industries best filmmakers. The guy knows how to make a film, that's for sure. His speech at the Oscar's after winning Best Picture made you feel for the guy. It made you want to be an Affleck fan. He seems like such a great guy. This movie is great. He definitely deserved it, and so did this movie.
5) The Dark Knight Rises
Yes this movie is flawed. Yes this movie isn't as good as The Dark Knight. Yes this movie let a lot of people down. But it's only because of the ridiculous standards everyone had for it. Doing what it did on the scale that it did, under all that pressure, really is a testament to how good this movie is. I've rewatched this movie almost as many times as any movie I've seen. I really enjoyed it. I love Bane. I loved everything about Bale and what he did as Batman. Yeah I have a few complaints, but I enjoyed the hell out of it and that's all that should matter. It already had unfair standards to live up to and the fact that it was a good as it was should say enough about this movie. It was entertaining as hell. Anne Hathaway didn't suck as Catwoman which was shocking and fun to see. Arthur is always great. The plot was great. It was such a great film. This movie was everything I wanted Iron Man 3 to be. Nolan is arguably the best in the business right now, until something he touches isn't gold or a very large amount of silver, then we can discuss who's better. But the guy knows how to make movies. And he knows how to make them well. But, even with all that said, there still were 4 movies I enjoyed better than TDKR.
4) Wreck-It Ralph
Easily the best animated feature of last year. It also had the animated short Paperman attached to it, which was easily the best animated short of 2012 as well. So basically this film dominated the animation world of 2012. The only reasons it didn't win Best Animated at many awards ceremonies was because voters have a hard on for Pixar. Which isn't a bad thing and certainly is understandable, I just thought Wreck-It Ralph was far and away the best animation of 2012. It had the feel of a Pixar film. It was weird-it seemed like Brave should have been the Disney film and Ralph should have been the Pixar release. But, what do I know. I do know that this movie was hilarious, fun, creative, and also very heart wrenching. It had the heart that Pixar movies and old Disney animations had. It tears you up a bit at the end. I love this movie so much. I like it better than a lot of Pixar movies, actually. Which isn't a hit on Pixar at all, it's a complement for Wreck-It Ralph.
3) Zero Dark Thirty
This is a movie that has really changed since the end of 2012. It was a film like Argo to me. I thought it was good, not great. It was a good action film, not a great movie. But having rewatched it a few times, I realized that this is a fantastic movie. Jason Clarke was phenomenal in his role, as was the entire cast. Jessica Chastain was a badass, and was my runner up to Jennifer Lawrence for Best Actress last year. I think that she was brilliant. The whole movie was excellent. This is one of those movies that I have all sorts of questions about. Like the fact that the movie was already in production before Bin Laden was killed. How was the movie going to end? What was the plot like? This movie was improved drastically by Bin Laden's death. It allowed for the climactic ending that was some of the most intense action ever put to screen. I loved it. At first I liked it a lot, and then I loved it. It's a great film. One that I would have been more than happy to see win Best Picture.
2) The Avengers
I mean, what else is there to say. To do what this movie did, and to do it as well as it did, is truly remarkable. It put a 6 year plan from Marvel to screen, and didn't suck. It was fantastic. I had such a good time with this movie, and it was easily the fastest 2 and a half hour film I've ever seen. I wanted this movie to be 6 hours long. I didn't care. It was just so much fun. It was so fucking good. That's all there really is to say. The ending is so epic, too. The ending is like every ending of Transformers combined, except you can actually tell what's going on, as well as the fact that you care so much about these superheroes. You have emotional attachments to Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, etc. Something I really fucking hate about responses to this movie is the "there's no character development and plot! It's just action!" complaints. That's why you have all the other movies! That's why Iron Man had 2 films. That's why Thor got his own movie. That's why Captain America and Hulk had theirs. Shut up. You knew exactly what you were getting into with this movie. And my god did it blow every expectation I had for it out of the water. I want every superhero movie to be the Avengers. It raised the bar for Superhero movies forever. I don't see any movie ever really touching it, until Avengers 2 comes out. I loved this film. Everything about it was perfect. The humor was perfectly executed, the action sequences were fantastic. Everything was fantastic. This would have been my favorite movie that came out in 2012, if it weren't for another movie that came out...
1) Silver Linings Playbook
Everyone who knows me, knows how heavily I endorse this movie. It's the best movie I've seen in years. It's so god damn funny. Everything comes together so perfectly. It was such a greatly directed and acted movie. I loved Bradley Cooper, and I think he would have won Best Actor had Daniel Day-Lewis not made a movie this year. I mean, come on. It's almost unfair at this point. I loved everything about it. Jennifer Lawrence only further increased my love for her. She was fantastic and certainly deserved her Best Actress victory. De Niro I thought deserved Best Supporting Actor, but as I said earlier, it was an incredibly competitive category in 2012. Listen, I could talk about this movie for the rest of the day if I wanted to. I love this movie so much. It was perfect. There wasn't anything wrong with it. The more and more I think about it, the more I want to just go watch it again. Easily my most rewatched movie from 2012. I think I'm in the 40s for how many times I've seen it. I think I've seen it more than most people that were even involved with the film. It never gets old. It's a movie where you're always in the mood to watch it. I'm never going to say "no" when someone offers to watch Silver Linings Playbook. It's my favorite movie of all time. It really is. Which is such a hard question to answer, by the way. When someone asks you what your favorite movie is, you end up listing off like 8 different movies. I love everything about it. It certainly is one of those movies that if someone you know hasn't seen it, you just can't even believe it. At least for me anyway. It certainly isn't on the level for people who have never seen Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, or The Godfather among others. But I think in a few years, it could be. It certainly is for me. I'm fucking weird, though. Which is a key thing to remember. There's really not much more I can say at this point. I've basically got this movie memorized. I'm just going to stop talking so that people don't think I'm clinically insane like Pat and Tiffany...
A few honorable mentions before we get started:
Django Unchained: Here's the thing with this movie. I understand why people love it. I understand why it was some people's favorite film of last year. I just am not a huge fan of Tarantino. I appreciate what he does, I respect what he does. Obviously he's a brilliant man. He's made some unbelievable films and is certainly one of the best directors of our time. I just can't get into very many of his films. Some of his films in the past I've adored. This wasn't one of them. It was solid, but it got really slow in certain points. I will say this: I thought Leo Dicaprio was going to WIN Best Supporting Actor. Not only did he not win, he wasn't even nominated. Granted, the category was full of winners. It was a great year for supporting actors in 2012, that's for sure.
Beasts of the Southern Wild: This movie touched my heart. Quvenzhane Wallis deserved all of the acclaim she got last year. She carried this movie. I've never seen a girl this young give a performance this great. She was brilliant. The movie felt a little documentary to me, though. Which was one of the few problems I had with it. A great film, a great directorial debut, just not good enough to make it into my Top 10.
Alright let's get started. As always, in reverse order:
10) Perks of Being A Wallflower
An important thing to remember here is that this is a re-ranking. Which means, this is a list based on rewatchability to go along with the other elements that originally qualified a film in a Top 10 list. This movie shocked me. I didn't read the book. It looked silly. Emma Watson sounds British for most of it. But it really was the performance of Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller that carried this movie for me. It was funny, it was enjoyable, and it had a lot of heart. Easily the most shocking movie from 2012.
9) Cabin in the Woods
The Cabin in the Woods poster |
If you know me well, you also know that I hate horror films. I hate them mostly due to the fact that they've gotten so over the top and ridiculous. The plot doesn't matter, the mystery elements have disappeared for the most part and yet, this film gave me a little bit of hope that the genre isn't done just yet. Honestly, when was the last time you saw a horror film and came out of the theater or turned off the Blu-Ray player and said: "Damn, that was so good!". Never. Never is the answer. Because it's a genre that has been stained for a decade, maybe even longer. Every once in a while, a film comes along, like this one, that makes you think that horror isn't dead just yet. Paranormal Activity 1 was like that. And then it just got out of hand with sequels. I loved Cabin in the Woods. There are a lot of people out there who think this movie is so stupid and over the top, but if you understand some of the satire and homages to past horror films, it's one of the most enjoyable horror films in recent years. It has some comedy, but not as much as people are saying it does. I went into it thinking there would be more comedy based off what I was told. Were there comic moments? Sure. But the mystery and the plot were so brilliant and original that I loved it. That's the thing with this film-it's original. In a genre where originality has become so scarce, Cabin in the Woods got it right. PS: Has there ever been a cooler movie poster than the one for The Cabin in the Woods? It's perfect, especially after having seen the film.
8) The Grey
Liam Neeson in 'The Grey' |
This is a movie most people forgot about. It had a January release date, which is codeword for "this is gonna suck". But it was, like Perks, such a surprisingly good movie that I appreciate it even more. Its rewatchability is high. It is an intense survival film that really makes you feel like you're lost in the arctic with them. I love this movie. The ending was one of those things where people are split on it. But when you step back and look at the overall picture, you appreciate what it did, and you understand what they were going for with the ending. The soundtrack is also very underrated. It's very moving and it helps drive the story and the intensity. A very underrated movie, and great one at that.
7) The Impossible
Tom Holland and Naomi Watts in 'The Impossible' |
Another underrated movie, a heart-wrenching film that describes the survival story of the Belon family. While on vacation in Thailand, a tsunami hits, dividing the family and sparking a search to reunite the family. I thought this was one of the best acted films of last year. Naomi Watts was recognized, however, to me she wasn't the best part. Or even the second best part. Ewan McGregor had some unbelievable scenes. He had some heart-wrenching scenes and just a great emotional performance. He's not in the film for long, though. The story mostly revolves around Lucas (Tom Holland) and Maria (Watts). And Tom Holland was brilliant as Lucas. He's basically the lead for this film, and he showed an unbelievable amount of dramatic talent. This kid's going to go places for sure. We haven't seen the last of him, I can guarantee that. This movie was such an emotional roller coaster and it makes you think, "What if that were me? What if that happened to my family?". It is a superbly acted film, and a superbly directed film as well.
6) Argo
I enjoyed this film for what is was. Did I think it deserved Best Picture? No. Do I understand why it won? Yes. Here's the thing-I was happy this film won Best Picture. It was a film I couldn't be mad that it won. Which is always nice. I hate when a film you don't think deserves to win it, ends up doing so. I was fine with this winning. I liked this movie a lot. Loved? Certainly not. Has anyone ever resurrected a career at a magnitude equal to Ben Affleck? I can't think of anybody. He went from a laughing stock of Hollywood into one of the industries best filmmakers. The guy knows how to make a film, that's for sure. His speech at the Oscar's after winning Best Picture made you feel for the guy. It made you want to be an Affleck fan. He seems like such a great guy. This movie is great. He definitely deserved it, and so did this movie.
5) The Dark Knight Rises
Yes this movie is flawed. Yes this movie isn't as good as The Dark Knight. Yes this movie let a lot of people down. But it's only because of the ridiculous standards everyone had for it. Doing what it did on the scale that it did, under all that pressure, really is a testament to how good this movie is. I've rewatched this movie almost as many times as any movie I've seen. I really enjoyed it. I love Bane. I loved everything about Bale and what he did as Batman. Yeah I have a few complaints, but I enjoyed the hell out of it and that's all that should matter. It already had unfair standards to live up to and the fact that it was a good as it was should say enough about this movie. It was entertaining as hell. Anne Hathaway didn't suck as Catwoman which was shocking and fun to see. Arthur is always great. The plot was great. It was such a great film. This movie was everything I wanted Iron Man 3 to be. Nolan is arguably the best in the business right now, until something he touches isn't gold or a very large amount of silver, then we can discuss who's better. But the guy knows how to make movies. And he knows how to make them well. But, even with all that said, there still were 4 movies I enjoyed better than TDKR.
4) Wreck-It Ralph
Ralph and Vanellope |
Easily the best animated feature of last year. It also had the animated short Paperman attached to it, which was easily the best animated short of 2012 as well. So basically this film dominated the animation world of 2012. The only reasons it didn't win Best Animated at many awards ceremonies was because voters have a hard on for Pixar. Which isn't a bad thing and certainly is understandable, I just thought Wreck-It Ralph was far and away the best animation of 2012. It had the feel of a Pixar film. It was weird-it seemed like Brave should have been the Disney film and Ralph should have been the Pixar release. But, what do I know. I do know that this movie was hilarious, fun, creative, and also very heart wrenching. It had the heart that Pixar movies and old Disney animations had. It tears you up a bit at the end. I love this movie so much. I like it better than a lot of Pixar movies, actually. Which isn't a hit on Pixar at all, it's a complement for Wreck-It Ralph.
3) Zero Dark Thirty
This is a movie that has really changed since the end of 2012. It was a film like Argo to me. I thought it was good, not great. It was a good action film, not a great movie. But having rewatched it a few times, I realized that this is a fantastic movie. Jason Clarke was phenomenal in his role, as was the entire cast. Jessica Chastain was a badass, and was my runner up to Jennifer Lawrence for Best Actress last year. I think that she was brilliant. The whole movie was excellent. This is one of those movies that I have all sorts of questions about. Like the fact that the movie was already in production before Bin Laden was killed. How was the movie going to end? What was the plot like? This movie was improved drastically by Bin Laden's death. It allowed for the climactic ending that was some of the most intense action ever put to screen. I loved it. At first I liked it a lot, and then I loved it. It's a great film. One that I would have been more than happy to see win Best Picture.
2) The Avengers
I mean, what else is there to say. To do what this movie did, and to do it as well as it did, is truly remarkable. It put a 6 year plan from Marvel to screen, and didn't suck. It was fantastic. I had such a good time with this movie, and it was easily the fastest 2 and a half hour film I've ever seen. I wanted this movie to be 6 hours long. I didn't care. It was just so much fun. It was so fucking good. That's all there really is to say. The ending is so epic, too. The ending is like every ending of Transformers combined, except you can actually tell what's going on, as well as the fact that you care so much about these superheroes. You have emotional attachments to Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, etc. Something I really fucking hate about responses to this movie is the "there's no character development and plot! It's just action!" complaints. That's why you have all the other movies! That's why Iron Man had 2 films. That's why Thor got his own movie. That's why Captain America and Hulk had theirs. Shut up. You knew exactly what you were getting into with this movie. And my god did it blow every expectation I had for it out of the water. I want every superhero movie to be the Avengers. It raised the bar for Superhero movies forever. I don't see any movie ever really touching it, until Avengers 2 comes out. I loved this film. Everything about it was perfect. The humor was perfectly executed, the action sequences were fantastic. Everything was fantastic. This would have been my favorite movie that came out in 2012, if it weren't for another movie that came out...
1) Silver Linings Playbook
Cooper and Lawrence were brilliant in 'Silver Linings Playbook' |
Everyone who knows me, knows how heavily I endorse this movie. It's the best movie I've seen in years. It's so god damn funny. Everything comes together so perfectly. It was such a greatly directed and acted movie. I loved Bradley Cooper, and I think he would have won Best Actor had Daniel Day-Lewis not made a movie this year. I mean, come on. It's almost unfair at this point. I loved everything about it. Jennifer Lawrence only further increased my love for her. She was fantastic and certainly deserved her Best Actress victory. De Niro I thought deserved Best Supporting Actor, but as I said earlier, it was an incredibly competitive category in 2012. Listen, I could talk about this movie for the rest of the day if I wanted to. I love this movie so much. It was perfect. There wasn't anything wrong with it. The more and more I think about it, the more I want to just go watch it again. Easily my most rewatched movie from 2012. I think I'm in the 40s for how many times I've seen it. I think I've seen it more than most people that were even involved with the film. It never gets old. It's a movie where you're always in the mood to watch it. I'm never going to say "no" when someone offers to watch Silver Linings Playbook. It's my favorite movie of all time. It really is. Which is such a hard question to answer, by the way. When someone asks you what your favorite movie is, you end up listing off like 8 different movies. I love everything about it. It certainly is one of those movies that if someone you know hasn't seen it, you just can't even believe it. At least for me anyway. It certainly isn't on the level for people who have never seen Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, or The Godfather among others. But I think in a few years, it could be. It certainly is for me. I'm fucking weird, though. Which is a key thing to remember. There's really not much more I can say at this point. I've basically got this movie memorized. I'm just going to stop talking so that people don't think I'm clinically insane like Pat and Tiffany...
Friday, June 28, 2013
Character Analysis and Casting Wishlist for "The Last of Us"
This Casting Breakdown will contain heavy spoilers. Do yourself a favor and don't ruin this game for yourself if you have not completed it. This is your spoiler alert.
Alright, so if you couldn't figure out, I am in love with The Last of Us. It's the best video game of all time. Hands down. I wrote an entire breakdown on Tuesday about how not to screw up the film adaptation for this movie, so if you're interested, feel free to check that out. I over analyze everything about video game adaptations and how to make this movie as perfect as can be.
Before I start off my casting wish-list, I want to discuss something that I left out in my Last of Us "How To Make the Movie" discussion. I left out the beautiful score. In the game, the soundtrack is so serene. It fits perfectly. The score that it reminded me of was Trent Reznor's Social Network. Then that got me thinking directors and David Fincher. Fincher would be a great fit for this film. Everything the guy does is perfect. From what I know, Fincher is unbelievably busy with future projects as well as Season 2 of the fantastic Netflix series "House of Cards", so it's unlikely he would have the availability for this project.
I said that I was going to review this game sometime this week...well...this is going to serve as my review of the game. I think it is the only way to talk about it. You can't talk about how good this game is and not go spoiler heavy. Every review I've read, listened to, or watched just isn't very good. But it's not the fault of the reviewer at all; I don't blame them. It's really hard to talk about everything that's good about this game and not talk about everything that happens in it and the gameplay. So, you'll easily be able to tell how I feel about this game in better detail through this breakdown.
Also, as I alluded to in my "How To..." discussion, I did indeed begin adapting a screenplay. I told you that wasn't a joke. I knew I'd do it, too. I've got a few of the scenes done. It's a long way away from completion and this is going to take some time. I doubt it gets any mileage, but it's something I care about and enjoy doing so fuck it, I'm going to keep working on it. If you're interested in reading it, just let me know. I want to release a few scenes to see what the reaction is. There are a few scenes that I'm changing and adding, as well as shifting some of the plot little bit. I know that it's risky to slightly stray away from the game, but I think the Last of Us does such a good job with its plot that it allows for creative input. It's also not that big of a plot shift or change. There are just certain things that would be done differently in order for a film version to be made. Anyways, I'm really straying away from the point here....
Lets get to some wish listing. Now, I was going to break this up into two parts and release them at different times, but I decided fuck it. If I'm doing this I'm going all out. I'm going to do this in order of supporting characters all the way to Ellie and Joel. For the supporting characters, I'm probably only going to dish out 1 or 2 suggestions, but for Ellie and especially Joel, there will definitely be many more options. So lets get started with one of the key supporting characters:
Marlene
Analysis: Marlene is an interesting supporting character. It's unclear whether you're supposed to like Marlene or not. The way I took it was she became obsessed with trying to find a vaccine. In fact, all the Fireflies did. I think that she had her heart in the right place. Although she is not infected, I believe the game intended for you to think that she was infected in a metaphorical sense. Let me explain. Ellie and Sam discuss whether the infected people still can feel alive, only, they can't control what they do. Going off of that belief, I think in a weird way that's what happened to Marlene. She became so infected with this obsession over finding a cure that she was willing to kill Ellie for a chance at a vaccine. Quick point on this: Ellie's immunity did not guarantee a cure or a vaccine. As you find out through listening to the audio tapes left behind, they've found other immune people on the earth, and have completed failed research on those people. A lot of people who played the game missed that for some reason. Joel evaluated that risking Ellie's life for the uncertainty of a vaccine wasn't worth it (as well as the fact that he loves Ellie as a daughter). I think Marlene has her heart in the right spot. She is the mother figure for Ellie in a lot of ways, and took it upon herself to raise her and look after her. However, she is a full on contrast to Joel, the father figure. She wants to kill Ellie for the vaccine and Joel wants to protect her from that. Marlene is barely in the game, but she is a huge character when analyzing the outcome, as well as what can happen to a non-infected human being in a post-apocalyptic world.
Casting Breakdown: The casting for her is tough. I think that if a movie does get made, the actress who plays her will generally be an unknown actress since she's barely in the story at all. She did remind me of a Michelle Rodriguez-type of actress. I don't believe Rodriguez is the right choice whatsoever. People have also been talking about Zoe Saldana. I just am not a big Saldana fan. I think that Paula Patton would be a great choice. Marlene is African-American, so the skin tone obviously can't change. That'd bother and confuse fans if they made her white. Other than Paula Patton, I can't really think of anybody who could play her. Like I said, it would be more likely and probably better for the film if they go with a relatively unknown actress. But since this is a casting wishlist, well there ya go. Paula Patton.
My Take: Paula Patton as Marlene
Tess
Analysis: Tess is another character who is only in the game for a few portions, but carries a huge impact on Joel and Ellie. Discussing this game with a friend of mine, we realized that without Tess, the entire mission of bringing Ellie across the country to Fireflies probably wouldn't have even happened. Joel had his doubts about Ellie's immunity, and it took Tess to believe in her to get Joel believing in her, too. It's unclear whether there was any romantic history with Tess and Joel, but I would say there wasn't. I think that they were just business partners and they definitely know the risks of carrying a romantic relationship in a post-apocalyptic world. It's also unclear how long they actually worked together, but it can be assumed that it was at least a few years. Tess is a badass. She definitely knows how to get what she wants and knows how to use her power to her advantage. I think something that goes unnoticed is the parallel between Tess and Ellie. Obviously Ellie is much, much younger, but Ellie isn't afraid of much. She's very mature for being just a 14 year old. Ellie is a badass and eventually learns how to get what she wants and is confident in her surviving ability. I think Joel began seeing a few similarities between the two, whether the game made that clear or not. I think that played a small part in Joel beginning to open up to Ellie and having their relationship develop. When Tess's fate arrives, her goodbye to Joel made it pretty clear that there was not any romantic history with the two, yet they love each other as companions.
Casting: Much like Marlene, I think Tess will eventually be played by an unknown actress. She's barely in the game and story, but her character hugely impacts Joel. I think that depending on how the screenplay and film develops, they could get creative and maybe keep her in the film for a little longer. But in order to avoid making the premise too long (since it is Tess's death and reveal that she's been bitten that catalyzes the mission to smuggle Ellie), Tess's screen time could be cut pretty short. I'm going to go with a pretty risky name, and go with Cobie Smulders. I think she proved she can be an action actress in the Avengers, and as she's proven many times in How I Met Your Mother, she certainly is a badass. I do worry that maybe her acting capability hinders the performance and emotion, yet I think she could be good. I think an actress like a Jodie Foster or a Jennifer Connelly could work, too. I just think that in order to get those caliber of actresses, the role can't be a 10 minute long cameo.
My Take: Cobie Smulders as Tess
Bill
Analysis: Bill is one of the most interesting characters in the game. He truly and certainly believes that living on your own is the only way to survive in this type of world. He used to have a partner, but it's unclear what went down between the two of them. In a cutscene, Bill says that he used to have someone he had to take care of and look after but he "wisened the fuck up" and that it's "gotta be just me". He doesn't like that Joel is taking care of Ellie and risking all of their lives just for a human being. Bill has some sort of past history with Joel and Tess that's unclear, but obviously they know each other. The important thing here is that Bill has his own thing going on, and he doesn't like that Joel is changing it up.
Casting: In my "How To..." write-up, I wrote that Bill is more than likely going to get cut out of the movie. I feel like his presence is unnecessary for the movie plot. I think that they should shoot the entire movie with all of the characters, and maybe include Bill on an extended edition or something. I just think that the movie will be much, much better off not having Bill in it at all. With that said though, I did think of an actor who would be fantastic as Bill. Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Hoffman is one of my favorite actors in the game right now. I think that for Bill, Hoffman's portrayal in The Ides of March and Almost Famous would be great foundations for his character. But like I said, if the studio was smart, they'd cut Bill out of the movie for the betterment of the final product. Another actor who looks like Bill that could be an interesting cast-Nick Frost.
My Take: Leave him out entirely. But if he has to be in the film: Hoffman
Henry and Sam
Analysis: These are two of the most interesting characters in the game in the sense that they seem like some of the only humans that have good intentions and mean well. They're just surviving. They have a brother dynamic that is key to their survival and they parallel Joel and Ellie (how they will do anything to protect each other and survive). I really like Henry's character. I think something that can be further developed is how Sam is terrified of the world they live in. Something that doesn't even get brought up, is that Sam seems annoyed that Henry doesn't think he is capable of much. There's a scene between Ellie and Sam, where Sam asks Ellie if Henry sent her to see if Sam was "fucking up somehow". I think that's important. I think Sam wants to be responsible for more things and is capable of doing more things, it's just that Henry doesn't want to risk his life.
The relationship between Henry and Joel is an interesting dynamic as well because Joel actually opens up to Henry a little. Until this point, Joel was incredibly reserved around everybody he knew. It says a lot about Henry and that he has his heart in the right spot. Henry and Sam are easily the most likeable characters you encounter in the game (other than Tommy). When Henry leaves Joel and Ellie behind for his own safety, only to end up coming back to save them, it asks an interesting question. Would Joel have done the same thing for them? And the answer is no. He wouldn't. I think they would have left Henry and Sam, and they wouldn't have saved them either. Based on Joel's character throughout the game (at this point), he never stops to help people and is very quick to leave people behind. It redeems Henry and Sam.
The relationship between Ellie and Sam is interesting, too. People think Ellie and Sam start to develop teen crushes on each other, but honestly it's mostly just the fact that their ages are similar. Think about the world they live in. It's survival of the fittest. It's mostly all experienced mature adults and the fact that there are two teenagers within the same age range allows for Ellie and Sam to open up to each other and enjoy each other's presence. It allows them to act as children again. In order to survive in this world, they have to act much older than they do. With Sam around, Ellie doesn't have to pretend to be older than her age, and there is a genuine happiness to her when she's with Sam. When I said that Sam is capable of doing more, but Henry doesn't want to risk his life-I think Ellie feels that way too (at this point in the game). Joel doesn't let Ellie do very much, and he doesn't let her carry a gun. I think that Ellie understands how Sam feels, and she relates to him on a larger level than what's presented.
Their time in the game is cut short due to the tragic events of Sam turning infected and Henry shooting himself. Another thing that is interesting about that scene is that Joel legitimately is concerned and worried about Henry when Sam dies. His face is concerned and it's unlike anything Joel usually expresses. Henry and Sam most definitely need to be in the film adaptation, due to their impact on Joel and Ellie.
Casting:
I have two great suggestions for Henry that I think would work tremendously. One of them I mentioned in the write-up was Michael B. Jordan. He's my top choice for Henry. I think he is really starting to make a name for himself, and if you're doubting his acting ability, here's a trailer for a movie coming out this year that people are saying is Oscar worthy. This guy is on the rise for actors. It would not surprise me to see him start getting larger roles. Like this one. I feel like that's where I should stop my casting suggestions, but I'm going to throw out another name. Jesse Williams. I like Williams, I think he's a good actor, too. I think Jordan is a much better option than Jesse Williams but I do think that Williams has what it takes for this kind of role.
For Sam, I have a few names. Most of them are controversial. As I have said many of times, I think this movie could thrive off of unknown actors and actresses in supporting roles. This is definitely the case for Sam. I think you have to look at Jaden Smith. I know that's a stupid choice. I just think that Sam needs to be likeable, and Will Smith's kid is definitely likeable. People have been throwing around Bobb'e J Thompson's name and I guess I'll go along with that endorsement. Now, here's easily my most controversial suggestion: Quvenzhané Wallis. I know, that's a female. But I think if they can't find the right actor for Sam, why not change the character? I think that ultimately the character needs to stay as close to the video game representation as possible because fans will riot if they change it completely. I think that the movie could benefit from having a brother/sister dynamic rather than a brother/brother. It's risky, I know. It seems unneccesary, too. While that might be right, I do truly believe that if they aren't getting the right casting for Sam, they should look at changing over the character. I think it's a big change, but it's not big enough to ruin the movie. And Michael B. Jordan playing Q. Wallis's older brother? That sounds intriguing to me. I'll probably get plenty of hate for it but who cares. This movie probably isn't even happening.
My Take: Michael B. Jordan as Henry, Unknown Actor as Sam (it's a cop out, I know. But did any of those names I listed jump off the page to you? I hope not...)
Tommy
Analysis: At first it's unclear whether Tommy is Joel's older or younger brother. He carries the dynamic of an older brother, but it's actually Joel's younger brother. I love Tommy. Tommy was my favorite character in the whole game besides Ellie/Joel. He's incredible. He was a former Firefly that figured out his own way and has found a nice living situation. They live in a very peaceful area in Wyoming, and if it were me, I would've just stayed with Tommy the rest of my life. There is an unknown backstory between Joel and Tommy that I wish was explained in the game better. While discussing what they should do with Ellie, Tommy says that surviving with Joel were the "worst years" of his life and that "it wasn't worth" it. Meaning, he'd rather have died than have the nightmares of the years they spent surviving together. I honestly don't even know where to start speculating on what this could mean. It is never clear, but Joel also alludes to Tommy saying that the last time they saw each other, he said "I never want to see your goddamn face again". There were serious altercations in the past between these two, but they definitely seem to have gotten over it. Which is good. It keeps Tommy likeable.
Casting: Right after I got done writing my "How To..." on Tuesday and saying that I have no idea who could play Tommy, I literally thought of about 8 or so actors who'd fit pretty well. So here we go. I'm going to list these off in reverse order, so that we end with the actor that I want to play Tommy the most. So here we go...First up is Matthew McConaughey. I know, I know. He seems like an odd choice. But look at what he's done recently. He's really starting to become one of the better actors out there right now. He has 3 movies this year that are all in discussions to make him nominated in an acting category (Dallas Buyer's Club, The Wolf of Wall Street, and Mud). He's really became a great actor, and I think with his hair and his voice, he fits Tommy pretty well. Next up is Tom Hardy. He doesn't exactly look the part right now, but in this picture of him, it definitely shows he potentially could look the part. Hardy is one of the best actors in the game right now. Everything this guy does great. He could play the little brother with the chip on his shoulder (as he did in Warrior). He could very easily be one of the best supporting characters in this movie. Then we have Sam Rockwell. Another guy who doesn't look like Tommy, but definitely is capable of looking the part. Rockwell is the most underrated actor in Hollywood. He can do anything. He can be loveable, he can be the dopy friend, he can be evil. He can honestly do anything. He's a great actor, and would make a fantastic Tommy. I had a few other names in mind that weren't really great suggestions, but my top three goes 3) Guy Pearce 2) Brad Pitt 1) Bradley Cooper. I don't see Pitt ever doing a supporting role like this. He has to be the lead guy. But after seeing what he did in World War Z, and having the long hair like Tommy does, he potentially would be great. I put Bradley Cooper number 1 because he essentially is a better Matthew McConaughey right now. He's done some stupid roles in the past, but he's really starting to cement himself as a great dramatic actor. I think with is long hair he'd look just like Tommy, and I think that dramatically, he's the best option for Tommy.
My Take: Bradley Cooper as Tommy
David
Analysis: David is an extremely riveting, complex character. At first when I played the game, I thought he was going to be this nice good guy that was going to help Ellie out until Joel was healthy again. But man was I wrong. I was really, really wrong. He's the ultimate villain in this game. He turns into a psychotic man that really tests Ellie's emotional and mental stability. I think that David had a good heart initially. I think deep down he did want Ellie to become a part of his clan. She certainly was deserving of it; she took down almost his entire squad. When Ellie turns down David's offer to join the team, that's where David switches into this evil-psychotic character in The Last of Us. Leading up to David's demise, he was planning on raping Ellie and one of the members of his clan referred to Ellie as "David's newest pet". Creepy. Quick shout out to Nolan North for voicing this character and playing such a convincing villain that honestly had me more terrified than the infected. With the infected, you just have a physical challenge and they run after you, but there isn't much of a threat most times. David is a huge mental challenge, and that's why he's a perfect villain, and a perfect villian for Ellie specifically. An important thing to remember too: this is a kill or be killed world. David is looking out for what's best for him as well as his members of his clan. My favorite David moment: when he's hiding out with Ellie and he says that quip about "a crazy man and a little girl". It's so intense. And you're like "HOLY SHIT! THAT'S JOEL AND ELLIE! RUN ELLIE!".
Casting: These are easily my two most exciting cast choices. I think that the Winter portion of the game is where the bulk of the 2nd half of the movie should be, and that means that David will have a large role. Which he should; he essentially is the main individual villain of the game (I mean, you have the infected obviously, but that's a group thing as well as the fact they've been surviving from these things for years. They've gotten the hang of it by now). Lets get to the casting. My first choice would be Gary Oldman. He can play a terrifying villain. He fits the role fantastically. I think he would perfect the "kind-of-nice-until-I-turn-into-a-huge-psychopath" role. Something interesting about Oldman: I could see him playing any of the male characters in this game. I could see him as Joel. I could see him as Tommy. I could see him as Robert (who probably will get cut from the film as well). I could see him as David. I could even see him as Bill. What I'm getting at is that Oldman needs to be in this movie. He just needs to. The other option is Ben Mendelsohn. I really like what he did in Place Beyond the Pines, and I think he's a fantastic actor. He really knows how to be a villain, in my opinion, and I would love for either one of these guys to be cast as David.
My Take: Tie between Gary Oldman and Ben Mendelsohn as David
Ellie
Analysis: Man oh man, where do I even begin? First off, I'm almost guaranteed to leave something out when writing this up. There are so many different elements to Ellie that it cannot be fully discussed in writing. I could talk about Ellie's character complexity for hours. I'm going to start off by saying something that as far as I know, almost no one has realized yet. In the game, there is absolutely NO mention of a father for Ellie. There is a brief mention of her mother, and there's Marlene who kind of served as her mother. It may not have been intentional (I think it was), but it's important when discussing her relationship with Joel. At the end when she's talking about the people she's lost she listed off Riley (her childhood friend), Tess, and Sam. She doesn't mention her mother, Marlene, or a father. I think that is very important. She's never had a father that was there for her.
Ellie seems very held together and confident, yet it's almost an irrational confidence. She proves to be pretty vulnerable emotionally in many of the cutscenes. People are saying that Joel is very reserved, but it's actually Ellie who is far more reserved than Joel. You don't find out about her friend Riley until the very last scene in the game. She reveals she's lost some people, and had to overcome a lot in her past, but the specifics aren't really mentioned. Easily the most emotional and impactful cutscene in the entire game is when Ellie steals the horse from Tommy's and runs away to an abandoned cabin. She reveals Maria shared some information about Joel and his past. She then gets very upset that Joel wants to abandon her, and says that "everyone has either died or left [her]. Everyone-fucking except for you!". "You" is referring to Joel. I think that was the turning point for Joel. I think at that moment he awoke and realized what he means to this girl. She then continues on to say "so don't tell me that I'd be better off with someone else, when I'd really just be more scared". The most important part is that people keep leaving her with other people, like she's some burden who doesn't carry any emotional impact on people. She herself has to deal with this survivor's guilt that she never turned, and it really has started to impact her. More on Ellie's fear of being left alone: when Ellie and Sam are discussing why Ellie doesn't seem phased by all the madness in the Earth, Ellie reveals that her biggest fear is being left alone and being by herself.
In the "Winter" season (where the plot really starts to get intense, and was personally my favorite portion of the game), Ellie is forced to be alone for a good portion of it, due to Joel's health. She has to fight to keep Joel alive and fight David and his team of cannibals. She's completely alone while doing this. She's conquering her fear in order to keep Joel alive and fight for her life. David proposes to Ellie that she can be apart of their team. I think this is a key moment-Ellie loves and cares more about Joel than she fears ending up alone. She keeps her loyalty to Joel and essentially tells David to fuck off. This is a great example of her irrational confidence. She's locked up in a jail, talking shit to David. I loved everything about it. Easily the coolest part of the game is when you kill David with Ellie, and it goes to a cutscene of Ellie just stabbing the shit out of David. Joel comes to her and gives her a hug, and the scene goes from the most badass epic scene in the game, to arguably the most emotional moment in the game. It completes the bridge between Joel and Ellie. Joel hugs Ellie, and calls her "baby girl", which as many people have pointed out, is what he called his daughter Sarah at the beginning of the game. Now something interesting happens here. Some people have called it a glitch-it's clearly not. The mouths of Joel and Ellie keep moving, but the captions turn off and the only thing you can hear is the soundtrack. Ellie is clearly disturbed, and Joel is treating her just like he would treat his daughter. The thing that really matters isn't what they are saying to each other, but it's that Joel has officially accepted Ellie as his daughter, and he never will let anything happen to her. He was worried about her.
When it's spring, she's acting different. You can tell that Ellie has changed. Everything that went down with David is impacting her. She's starting to be more afraid of what's out there. Not only that, she's constantly afraid of being alone. I think also she's starting to realize that maybe she will die in the hospital in order to get a vaccine. Not only does she want Joel in her life, she needs him. The part with the giraffes was one of the coolest moments in the game. It was such a heart warming moment. For the whole game, both Joel and Ellie were carrying such emotional baggage that they never really had the time to be happy. I think it was perfect. They realized that there still is beauty left on the planet that has begun to dissolve and change into this terrifying post-apocalyptic land. But I think it meant a lot to Ellie, and it really meant a lot to Joel. I think if that happened earlier in the game, he wouldn't, even for a second, have stopped to enjoy the giraffes. Touching moment.
Last point before moving on: the end. Ellie stops Joel and asks him if he lied to her about the Fireflies giving up on finding a cure and that they decided not to operate on Ellie. Ellie says "swear to me that everything you say about the fireflies is true". And Joel does. What's important here isn't that Joel is lying, but the fact that Ellie knows he's lying. She's been able to call out Joel on his bullshit and read him very well throughout the game. Why now would she not be able to read Joel? He isn't exactly selling it very well either. Her biggest fear, again is being left alone. I think it was made very clear that after Ellie ran away, she never wants Joel to abandon her. I think Ellie realizes that Joel cares a lot about her. He's lying to protect her. And that makes Ellie feel safe. More on this discussion will occur during Joel's write up. But lets move on to casting, or else I'm just going to babel on for hours of writing about Ellie.
Casting: This is one of the most difficult casting suggestions out there. To find a very young actress that will succeed in this role as Ellie will be nearly impossible. The video game character is so fantastic that the live action performer can only match what Ashley Johnson did for Ellie in the game. There's no beating that. At least I don't think so. If some young actress out there can do it, I'd love to see it. I honestly have no clue about this casting selection. The one that I think could work alright is Elle Fanning. I thought she was great in Super 8, and she clearly comes from a pretty talented family. It just worries me that she hasn't really been in much since Super 8, and I don't think she's capable (right now, at least) of taking on a character of this magnitude. Someone who I think is capable, and someone who I think should be seriously looked at is Chloe Moretz. Honestly, I thought her first movie was Kick-Ass. And she was fantastic in that movie. After looking her up, she's been in the business since she was 8! That's incredible for a child actress these days to stick around and really evolve. Most of these young actresses kind of disappear. Two things on Moretz before a few other suggestions: She can look a lot like Ellie. I don't know where this picture is from or how old it is, but it certainly looks quite a bit like Ellie. Also, since voices really matter in video games, if the voice is WAY different than the character, it can really take you out of a movie. Luckily, Chloe Moretz actually sounds almost exactly like Ellie and reminds me a lot of her. I was amazed by it. Anyway, some other suggestions are Hailee Steinfeld from True Grit and then of course, my girl, Abigal Breslin. I think Abigal Breslin is even behind Elle Fanning in my opinion for casting. I love Breslin, but I don't think she'd be right for this role. Of course, there's always the option of an unknown actress. The problem with that is the risk you take. Ellie is the make or break character. If the people don't like Ellie, the movie will suck. No matter what. Joel could be fantastic, the effects could be great. Everything could be great. But if Ellie sucks, the movie sucks. And honestly, the game is like that, too. Honestly, if the film were to start shooting tomorrow, it'd be a toss up between Steinfeld and Moretz. I just think Moretz would own the role, and have that gritty, vulgar, over-confidence to her. She has a ton of range, and I think this girl is the next big thing. I really do.
My Pick: Chloe Moretz as Ellie
Joel
Analysis:
Ah, the big one. I think that Joel is such a fantastic character. Honestly, Ellie is so great and she does everything she needs to do so well and Ashley Johnson is getting a ton of praise for her work in providing motion capture for Ellie, but Joel. Man...he is one damaged character. But he's also a giant badass. He's like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland meets Liam Neeson from Taken (the first one. I've already put the 2nd one completely out of my head. Dragged that shit to the trash icon in my brain) meets Denzel Washington from Man on Fire and also a tad bit of John Q. I'm going to pause and just let you soak all that in...
...and were back! Okay so if you couldn't tell Joel is a fucking badass. Joel is justifiably forced to the side when talking about the Last of Us because ultimately, the Last of Us turns into Ellie's game. She owns it. But I'm going to give credit where credit is due. Joel has dealt with so much from the past. All of a sudden, the only thing he cares about in life (his daughter) is taken away from him. It's the perfect build up to a game because it lets you in on the horror of Joel's past. It's what makes him keep himself detached from other people and what he eventually turns into. I think it says a lot about his character that he made it 20 years past his daughters death. That takes a lot of mental toughness, as well as the physical toughness that is required to survive. Very early on, you can tell he doesn't open up to anybody. Even Tess. He's all business and no play. Ellie tries to talk to him about Tess's death and Joel immediately shuts her up. He doesn't want to talk about Tess, or his daughter. To anybody. He tries to move on. Ultimately, Joel is on the run from his past. He's on the run from Sarah's death and also the backstory with Tommy that is unknown. He shuts off all connection to the people that he's known and he's started a new life. At least as far as we know.
Joel never thanks people, and he doesn't exactly mourn people either. It's not because he has a hard time appreciating things, or dealing with loss. It's because he doesn't want to show emotion. He doesn't want to start getting attached to somebody. When Tess dies, he's barely even affected by it. I think there's a lot that goes into that, like the fact that she was going to turn infected regardless. But man, he really holds strong. That's what makes his dynamic with Ellie so impressive. Ellie saves Joel's life multiple times in this game, and he never really thanks her or repays her. It's not that he doesn't want to, and I think, too, that Ellie knows he truly is thankful. He just doesn't know how to express that. Once the game starts developing and he cares more for Ellie, he starts to appreciate her more and show her much more love.
The scene in the abandoned cabin that I discussed earlier really hits Joel hard. I think that he realized not only what he meant to Ellie, but what Ellie means to him. He is so worried about business and doing what's right. He wants to dump Ellie off with Tommy, but Ellie tries to tell him that she doesn't want to go with Tommy. She doesn't know Tommy. Tommy didn't cross the whole country with her like Joel did. I think that it's very important that Joel actually says the following line: "You're right. You're not my daughter. And I'm certainly not your father". The emotion behind him when he says that is more than the lines he speaks. He's mad that Ellie brought up his past. He's trying to deny that aspect of Ellie's relationship with him. He's starting to realize that he's not the only person that has dealt with horrors in his life. I love that he ends up taking Ellie on the journey himself because it shows that he's accepted Ellie as his own, and he would protect her over anything.
Quick point that has nothing to do with his analysis: I knew Joel wasn't going to die when he was impaled at the University of Eastern Colorado (which, I believe is supposed to be the Colorado State University campus. I have no proof of that, I'm just from Colorado. And that sure as hell looks a lot like CSU. The "Big Horns" were the mascot (Rams are CSU) and the colors were Green and Gold. I'm convinced it was supposed to be CSU. It might just be a coincidence though). I knew he wasn't going to die because of the emotional impact that the entire game had up to that point. They cut away from Joel falling off the horse, and then it was the Winter season. Why wouldn't they have a huge emotional Ellie moment. Well, because he didn't die. That's why.
Now that that's been over-analyzed, it's time for the big impactful Joel moments. The first is when he saves Ellie from David (kind of, he was already dead). He comes in and acts like a real father would to Ellie. He grabs her and hugs her and gives her so much affection and reassurance that it's going to be okay. As I brought up earlier, he calls her "baby girl", officially making Ellie a daughter to Joel. He wasn't going to let anything happen to her.
The end now. He saves Ellie from drowning, he saves her from her death, and then lies to her to protect her. Honestly, I can't stand the people who hate the ending to this game. It was fucking perfect. He lies to her to protect her. He loves her. You think losing 2 daughters would be easy? No, especially if you had the opportunity to do something about it. He wasn't going to willingly lose his second daughter. After everything he went through to save this girl and everything they went through together and building their relationship. It wasn't about finding the cure, it was about Joel moving on. It was about Joel finding his new family. He starts opening up to Ellie. Ellie hands him a picture of him and his daughter, the same one Tommy tried to give him earlier. Only this time he takes it. He says "you can't always run away from the past". He's accepted his past. He's moved on. He has Ellie now. He's happy. He has a new love. And lying to Ellie reassures her that he was never going to let anything happen to her. He wasn't going to let her die, he wasn't going to let her out of his sight, and he wasn't going to let anybody try to rape her. He wasn't going to let her be alone. As stated earlier in the game, Ellie has her doubts about heaven (she discusses this with Sam). If she died, I don't believe she would've went to heaven to rejoin her mother and her best friend, Riley. She would've ended up a lonely soul. He is the perfect video game character. He has this girl that he cares so much about. Nothing is going to stop Joel from being with her. (I know that entire paragraph was pretty poorly written grammatically. I chose to keep it that way because it's genuine. It's how I feel about Joel and Ellie and the ending.)
(For a really cool, fun read about how the ending was crafted and differences in production, click here)
If you didn't cry during this game, I don't know what to say to you. I played this game with a good friend of mine because I don't have a PS3 and we played through it together. The first 15 minutes, both of us were crying. The cabin scene with Ellie, waterfalls. The entire last 15 minutes of the game, yep. Crying for sure. There are only a few movies that I've cried harder at than this. It's so moving. And honestly, that's my biggest reason for endorsing this movie idea so hard. I just want people who didn't play the game and didn't feel what all of us fans felt, to feel something like this. To get attached to these characters. To love Ellie as we do and as Joel does. It's such a good story that everyone needs to have told to them. Alright. Lets get to the casting
Casting: I have so many different names for Joel. I'm glad that I really let this sink so that I could think of other actors to play Joel. On Tuesday, the best idea I came up with was Joel Edgerton, and I didn't really have any other names either. Edgerton is great but I have much better options today. Here's the thing, too: there are so many great older actors out there right now. There could be at least 50 actors that you could convince me to play Joel. But anyway, lets get to my picks. Reverse order as always. Here we go. First off. Woody Harrelson. He doesn't look anything like Joel, but I think that he could be great. The world is always ready for more Woody Harrelson. Another guy that I mentioned briefly in my post on Monday is Russell Crowe. Crowe always plays a great action star. He wasn't my problem with the recent Robin Hood film, he was fantastic. He always is. He's got that great beard. He'd be great.
These are 2 guys that are probably going to bring the same thing to the role: Matthew Fox and Ben Affleck. I mentioned that if Ben Affleck were to direct the film, he tends to cast himself in his movies these days. Which, so far, hasn't been a bad thing. I put Matthew Fox on here because I've been watching Lost a lot recently and I just think he's pretty underrated. I could see him playing Joel, too. Another guy that fits kind of into this category, but I think could be good as Joel (as well as Tommy or David, for that matter...) is Jason Clarke. This dude was menacing in Zero Dark Thirty. I thought he deserved a Best Supporting Actor nomination. He was my favorite part of that movie. I think he looks the part, and clearly is capable of playing the part. I'm going to throw Joel Edgerton into this tier of actors, but more towards the next group. I think that he's the most talented (actingwise) of this bunch. He looks a lot like Joel and I love the way he portrayed Brendan in Warrior.
EDIT: I just was shown a picture of Chris Evans in the upcoming film "Snowpiercer". And I know this sounds crazy. Chris Evans. Joel. But look at this picture of Chris Evans in the film's poster. Whoa. Certainly he isn't capable of playing Joel's character. But wow he looks very much like Joel. His acting and age immediately removes him from this conversation but man. That's generally what Joel would look like.
Now we're starting to get into more of the heavy hitters. This next guy is a guy that kind of played this role already, and that's George Clooney. This is going to sound weird at first, but his character in Up in the Air is actually a very accurate representation of what Joel is in this game. He gets this girl (Anna Kendrick) that he doesn't want, journeying around the country with him. He has to teach her a lot. He's very to himself. He doesn't like opening up to Anna Kendrick. I just think there's a lot of comparisons. And Clooney is awesome. He inspired my "Clooney-Zone" styled ranking system for actors (if you're unfamiliar, it's a ranking of the current actors in hollywood based off of how badly women want to sleep with him, combined with how badly guys want to be him, and combined with his respect around the industry). These next two guys remind me a lot of each other. They look a lot a like, and I think both could be fantastic and that's Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell. I think that Bridges is always fantastic, as is Russell. Russell's portrayal as Coach Herb Brooks in Miracle to this day is my all-time most underrated acting performance. That dude deserved some sort of nomination. He was unreal. Jeff Bridges is Jeff Bridges. I mean what else do you want me to say.
And this leads me to my ultimate casting choice. Bryan Cranston. I think he perfectly fits the mold for what Joel is. I love Cranston. I think he's fantastic. Honestly, I'd take Cranston for Joel over everybody else I just listed. It just fits. Sometimes, it just fits. I can't say anything else about it. Seriously, look at this picture. That's fucking Joel in real life. He obviously is badass enough from his Breaking Bad days. Cranston would be fantastic.
My Take: Bryan Cranston (but lets be real, everyone I listed and even more would be unbelievable and would more than live up to Joel's character)
Well, that's it. That's all there is. I'm almost 100% certain that there is something I forgot to add in these analyses, particularly with Joel and Ellie. There's just so much to talk about. I mean, I've studied this game as close as anybody has since its release, so I'm sure there's something I'm forgetting. Anyway, this game is a perfect 10 out of 10. If somehow you made it through this far and haven't played the game, I'd still recommend playing it. It certainly will be less impactful, since, well I told you everything that happens in explicit detail. But I think this is a game everybody deserves to experience. It's my favorite video game of all time. I don't think there ever will be anything that beats it. I hope I'm wrong because The Last of Us raised the video gaming bar about 50 levels higher than where it was before this game came out. Thank you so much for reading. If you stuck it out and made it this far, please feel free to let me know who you think should play these characters. Also, if you want me to start releasing some of my scenes from the adaptation I'm doing, please let me know so I can get a public opinion on it.
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Alright, so if you couldn't figure out, I am in love with The Last of Us. It's the best video game of all time. Hands down. I wrote an entire breakdown on Tuesday about how not to screw up the film adaptation for this movie, so if you're interested, feel free to check that out. I over analyze everything about video game adaptations and how to make this movie as perfect as can be.
Before I start off my casting wish-list, I want to discuss something that I left out in my Last of Us "How To Make the Movie" discussion. I left out the beautiful score. In the game, the soundtrack is so serene. It fits perfectly. The score that it reminded me of was Trent Reznor's Social Network. Then that got me thinking directors and David Fincher. Fincher would be a great fit for this film. Everything the guy does is perfect. From what I know, Fincher is unbelievably busy with future projects as well as Season 2 of the fantastic Netflix series "House of Cards", so it's unlikely he would have the availability for this project.
I said that I was going to review this game sometime this week...well...this is going to serve as my review of the game. I think it is the only way to talk about it. You can't talk about how good this game is and not go spoiler heavy. Every review I've read, listened to, or watched just isn't very good. But it's not the fault of the reviewer at all; I don't blame them. It's really hard to talk about everything that's good about this game and not talk about everything that happens in it and the gameplay. So, you'll easily be able to tell how I feel about this game in better detail through this breakdown.
Also, as I alluded to in my "How To..." discussion, I did indeed begin adapting a screenplay. I told you that wasn't a joke. I knew I'd do it, too. I've got a few of the scenes done. It's a long way away from completion and this is going to take some time. I doubt it gets any mileage, but it's something I care about and enjoy doing so fuck it, I'm going to keep working on it. If you're interested in reading it, just let me know. I want to release a few scenes to see what the reaction is. There are a few scenes that I'm changing and adding, as well as shifting some of the plot little bit. I know that it's risky to slightly stray away from the game, but I think the Last of Us does such a good job with its plot that it allows for creative input. It's also not that big of a plot shift or change. There are just certain things that would be done differently in order for a film version to be made. Anyways, I'm really straying away from the point here....
Lets get to some wish listing. Now, I was going to break this up into two parts and release them at different times, but I decided fuck it. If I'm doing this I'm going all out. I'm going to do this in order of supporting characters all the way to Ellie and Joel. For the supporting characters, I'm probably only going to dish out 1 or 2 suggestions, but for Ellie and especially Joel, there will definitely be many more options. So lets get started with one of the key supporting characters:
Marlene
Marlene in 'The Last of Us' |
Analysis: Marlene is an interesting supporting character. It's unclear whether you're supposed to like Marlene or not. The way I took it was she became obsessed with trying to find a vaccine. In fact, all the Fireflies did. I think that she had her heart in the right place. Although she is not infected, I believe the game intended for you to think that she was infected in a metaphorical sense. Let me explain. Ellie and Sam discuss whether the infected people still can feel alive, only, they can't control what they do. Going off of that belief, I think in a weird way that's what happened to Marlene. She became so infected with this obsession over finding a cure that she was willing to kill Ellie for a chance at a vaccine. Quick point on this: Ellie's immunity did not guarantee a cure or a vaccine. As you find out through listening to the audio tapes left behind, they've found other immune people on the earth, and have completed failed research on those people. A lot of people who played the game missed that for some reason. Joel evaluated that risking Ellie's life for the uncertainty of a vaccine wasn't worth it (as well as the fact that he loves Ellie as a daughter). I think Marlene has her heart in the right spot. She is the mother figure for Ellie in a lot of ways, and took it upon herself to raise her and look after her. However, she is a full on contrast to Joel, the father figure. She wants to kill Ellie for the vaccine and Joel wants to protect her from that. Marlene is barely in the game, but she is a huge character when analyzing the outcome, as well as what can happen to a non-infected human being in a post-apocalyptic world.
Paula Patton |
Casting Breakdown: The casting for her is tough. I think that if a movie does get made, the actress who plays her will generally be an unknown actress since she's barely in the story at all. She did remind me of a Michelle Rodriguez-type of actress. I don't believe Rodriguez is the right choice whatsoever. People have also been talking about Zoe Saldana. I just am not a big Saldana fan. I think that Paula Patton would be a great choice. Marlene is African-American, so the skin tone obviously can't change. That'd bother and confuse fans if they made her white. Other than Paula Patton, I can't really think of anybody who could play her. Like I said, it would be more likely and probably better for the film if they go with a relatively unknown actress. But since this is a casting wishlist, well there ya go. Paula Patton.
My Take: Paula Patton as Marlene
Tess
Tess is a crucial supporting character |
Analysis: Tess is another character who is only in the game for a few portions, but carries a huge impact on Joel and Ellie. Discussing this game with a friend of mine, we realized that without Tess, the entire mission of bringing Ellie across the country to Fireflies probably wouldn't have even happened. Joel had his doubts about Ellie's immunity, and it took Tess to believe in her to get Joel believing in her, too. It's unclear whether there was any romantic history with Tess and Joel, but I would say there wasn't. I think that they were just business partners and they definitely know the risks of carrying a romantic relationship in a post-apocalyptic world. It's also unclear how long they actually worked together, but it can be assumed that it was at least a few years. Tess is a badass. She definitely knows how to get what she wants and knows how to use her power to her advantage. I think something that goes unnoticed is the parallel between Tess and Ellie. Obviously Ellie is much, much younger, but Ellie isn't afraid of much. She's very mature for being just a 14 year old. Ellie is a badass and eventually learns how to get what she wants and is confident in her surviving ability. I think Joel began seeing a few similarities between the two, whether the game made that clear or not. I think that played a small part in Joel beginning to open up to Ellie and having their relationship develop. When Tess's fate arrives, her goodbye to Joel made it pretty clear that there was not any romantic history with the two, yet they love each other as companions.
Cobie Smulders in 'The Avengers' |
My Take: Cobie Smulders as Tess
Bill
Bill plays a small supporting role |
Analysis: Bill is one of the most interesting characters in the game. He truly and certainly believes that living on your own is the only way to survive in this type of world. He used to have a partner, but it's unclear what went down between the two of them. In a cutscene, Bill says that he used to have someone he had to take care of and look after but he "wisened the fuck up" and that it's "gotta be just me". He doesn't like that Joel is taking care of Ellie and risking all of their lives just for a human being. Bill has some sort of past history with Joel and Tess that's unclear, but obviously they know each other. The important thing here is that Bill has his own thing going on, and he doesn't like that Joel is changing it up.
Hoffman in 'The Ides of March' |
My Take: Leave him out entirely. But if he has to be in the film: Hoffman
Henry and Sam
Analysis: These are two of the most interesting characters in the game in the sense that they seem like some of the only humans that have good intentions and mean well. They're just surviving. They have a brother dynamic that is key to their survival and they parallel Joel and Ellie (how they will do anything to protect each other and survive). I really like Henry's character. I think something that can be further developed is how Sam is terrified of the world they live in. Something that doesn't even get brought up, is that Sam seems annoyed that Henry doesn't think he is capable of much. There's a scene between Ellie and Sam, where Sam asks Ellie if Henry sent her to see if Sam was "fucking up somehow". I think that's important. I think Sam wants to be responsible for more things and is capable of doing more things, it's just that Henry doesn't want to risk his life.
Henry in 'The Last of Us' |
The relationship between Henry and Joel is an interesting dynamic as well because Joel actually opens up to Henry a little. Until this point, Joel was incredibly reserved around everybody he knew. It says a lot about Henry and that he has his heart in the right spot. Henry and Sam are easily the most likeable characters you encounter in the game (other than Tommy). When Henry leaves Joel and Ellie behind for his own safety, only to end up coming back to save them, it asks an interesting question. Would Joel have done the same thing for them? And the answer is no. He wouldn't. I think they would have left Henry and Sam, and they wouldn't have saved them either. Based on Joel's character throughout the game (at this point), he never stops to help people and is very quick to leave people behind. It redeems Henry and Sam.
The relationship between Ellie and Sam is interesting, too. People think Ellie and Sam start to develop teen crushes on each other, but honestly it's mostly just the fact that their ages are similar. Think about the world they live in. It's survival of the fittest. It's mostly all experienced mature adults and the fact that there are two teenagers within the same age range allows for Ellie and Sam to open up to each other and enjoy each other's presence. It allows them to act as children again. In order to survive in this world, they have to act much older than they do. With Sam around, Ellie doesn't have to pretend to be older than her age, and there is a genuine happiness to her when she's with Sam. When I said that Sam is capable of doing more, but Henry doesn't want to risk his life-I think Ellie feels that way too (at this point in the game). Joel doesn't let Ellie do very much, and he doesn't let her carry a gun. I think that Ellie understands how Sam feels, and she relates to him on a larger level than what's presented.
Their time in the game is cut short due to the tragic events of Sam turning infected and Henry shooting himself. Another thing that is interesting about that scene is that Joel legitimately is concerned and worried about Henry when Sam dies. His face is concerned and it's unlike anything Joel usually expresses. Henry and Sam most definitely need to be in the film adaptation, due to their impact on Joel and Ellie.
Casting:
Actor Michael B. Jordan |
For Sam, I have a few names. Most of them are controversial. As I have said many of times, I think this movie could thrive off of unknown actors and actresses in supporting roles. This is definitely the case for Sam. I think you have to look at Jaden Smith. I know that's a stupid choice. I just think that Sam needs to be likeable, and Will Smith's kid is definitely likeable. People have been throwing around Bobb'e J Thompson's name and I guess I'll go along with that endorsement. Now, here's easily my most controversial suggestion: Quvenzhané Wallis. I know, that's a female. But I think if they can't find the right actor for Sam, why not change the character? I think that ultimately the character needs to stay as close to the video game representation as possible because fans will riot if they change it completely. I think that the movie could benefit from having a brother/sister dynamic rather than a brother/brother. It's risky, I know. It seems unneccesary, too. While that might be right, I do truly believe that if they aren't getting the right casting for Sam, they should look at changing over the character. I think it's a big change, but it's not big enough to ruin the movie. And Michael B. Jordan playing Q. Wallis's older brother? That sounds intriguing to me. I'll probably get plenty of hate for it but who cares. This movie probably isn't even happening.
My Take: Michael B. Jordan as Henry, Unknown Actor as Sam (it's a cop out, I know. But did any of those names I listed jump off the page to you? I hope not...)
Tommy
Tommy was fantastic as Joel's brother |
Analysis: At first it's unclear whether Tommy is Joel's older or younger brother. He carries the dynamic of an older brother, but it's actually Joel's younger brother. I love Tommy. Tommy was my favorite character in the whole game besides Ellie/Joel. He's incredible. He was a former Firefly that figured out his own way and has found a nice living situation. They live in a very peaceful area in Wyoming, and if it were me, I would've just stayed with Tommy the rest of my life. There is an unknown backstory between Joel and Tommy that I wish was explained in the game better. While discussing what they should do with Ellie, Tommy says that surviving with Joel were the "worst years" of his life and that "it wasn't worth" it. Meaning, he'd rather have died than have the nightmares of the years they spent surviving together. I honestly don't even know where to start speculating on what this could mean. It is never clear, but Joel also alludes to Tommy saying that the last time they saw each other, he said "I never want to see your goddamn face again". There were serious altercations in the past between these two, but they definitely seem to have gotten over it. Which is good. It keeps Tommy likeable.
Cooper can look the part and play the part |
My Take: Bradley Cooper as Tommy
David
David plays a menacing villain |
Ben Mendelsohn |
Gary Oldman |
My Take: Tie between Gary Oldman and Ben Mendelsohn as David
Ellie
Analysis: Man oh man, where do I even begin? First off, I'm almost guaranteed to leave something out when writing this up. There are so many different elements to Ellie that it cannot be fully discussed in writing. I could talk about Ellie's character complexity for hours. I'm going to start off by saying something that as far as I know, almost no one has realized yet. In the game, there is absolutely NO mention of a father for Ellie. There is a brief mention of her mother, and there's Marlene who kind of served as her mother. It may not have been intentional (I think it was), but it's important when discussing her relationship with Joel. At the end when she's talking about the people she's lost she listed off Riley (her childhood friend), Tess, and Sam. She doesn't mention her mother, Marlene, or a father. I think that is very important. She's never had a father that was there for her.
Ellie seems very held together and confident, yet it's almost an irrational confidence. She proves to be pretty vulnerable emotionally in many of the cutscenes. People are saying that Joel is very reserved, but it's actually Ellie who is far more reserved than Joel. You don't find out about her friend Riley until the very last scene in the game. She reveals she's lost some people, and had to overcome a lot in her past, but the specifics aren't really mentioned. Easily the most emotional and impactful cutscene in the entire game is when Ellie steals the horse from Tommy's and runs away to an abandoned cabin. She reveals Maria shared some information about Joel and his past. She then gets very upset that Joel wants to abandon her, and says that "everyone has either died or left [her]. Everyone-fucking except for you!". "You" is referring to Joel. I think that was the turning point for Joel. I think at that moment he awoke and realized what he means to this girl. She then continues on to say "so don't tell me that I'd be better off with someone else, when I'd really just be more scared". The most important part is that people keep leaving her with other people, like she's some burden who doesn't carry any emotional impact on people. She herself has to deal with this survivor's guilt that she never turned, and it really has started to impact her. More on Ellie's fear of being left alone: when Ellie and Sam are discussing why Ellie doesn't seem phased by all the madness in the Earth, Ellie reveals that her biggest fear is being left alone and being by herself.
Ellie can hold her own in 'The Last of Us' |
In the "Winter" season (where the plot really starts to get intense, and was personally my favorite portion of the game), Ellie is forced to be alone for a good portion of it, due to Joel's health. She has to fight to keep Joel alive and fight David and his team of cannibals. She's completely alone while doing this. She's conquering her fear in order to keep Joel alive and fight for her life. David proposes to Ellie that she can be apart of their team. I think this is a key moment-Ellie loves and cares more about Joel than she fears ending up alone. She keeps her loyalty to Joel and essentially tells David to fuck off. This is a great example of her irrational confidence. She's locked up in a jail, talking shit to David. I loved everything about it. Easily the coolest part of the game is when you kill David with Ellie, and it goes to a cutscene of Ellie just stabbing the shit out of David. Joel comes to her and gives her a hug, and the scene goes from the most badass epic scene in the game, to arguably the most emotional moment in the game. It completes the bridge between Joel and Ellie. Joel hugs Ellie, and calls her "baby girl", which as many people have pointed out, is what he called his daughter Sarah at the beginning of the game. Now something interesting happens here. Some people have called it a glitch-it's clearly not. The mouths of Joel and Ellie keep moving, but the captions turn off and the only thing you can hear is the soundtrack. Ellie is clearly disturbed, and Joel is treating her just like he would treat his daughter. The thing that really matters isn't what they are saying to each other, but it's that Joel has officially accepted Ellie as his daughter, and he never will let anything happen to her. He was worried about her.
When it's spring, she's acting different. You can tell that Ellie has changed. Everything that went down with David is impacting her. She's starting to be more afraid of what's out there. Not only that, she's constantly afraid of being alone. I think also she's starting to realize that maybe she will die in the hospital in order to get a vaccine. Not only does she want Joel in her life, she needs him. The part with the giraffes was one of the coolest moments in the game. It was such a heart warming moment. For the whole game, both Joel and Ellie were carrying such emotional baggage that they never really had the time to be happy. I think it was perfect. They realized that there still is beauty left on the planet that has begun to dissolve and change into this terrifying post-apocalyptic land. But I think it meant a lot to Ellie, and it really meant a lot to Joel. I think if that happened earlier in the game, he wouldn't, even for a second, have stopped to enjoy the giraffes. Touching moment.
Last point before moving on: the end. Ellie stops Joel and asks him if he lied to her about the Fireflies giving up on finding a cure and that they decided not to operate on Ellie. Ellie says "swear to me that everything you say about the fireflies is true". And Joel does. What's important here isn't that Joel is lying, but the fact that Ellie knows he's lying. She's been able to call out Joel on his bullshit and read him very well throughout the game. Why now would she not be able to read Joel? He isn't exactly selling it very well either. Her biggest fear, again is being left alone. I think it was made very clear that after Ellie ran away, she never wants Joel to abandon her. I think Ellie realizes that Joel cares a lot about her. He's lying to protect her. And that makes Ellie feel safe. More on this discussion will occur during Joel's write up. But lets move on to casting, or else I'm just going to babel on for hours of writing about Ellie.
Chloe Moretz is the best bet for 'Ellie' |
My Pick: Chloe Moretz as Ellie
Joel
Analysis:
Joel is a damaged character with a haunting past |
...and were back! Okay so if you couldn't tell Joel is a fucking badass. Joel is justifiably forced to the side when talking about the Last of Us because ultimately, the Last of Us turns into Ellie's game. She owns it. But I'm going to give credit where credit is due. Joel has dealt with so much from the past. All of a sudden, the only thing he cares about in life (his daughter) is taken away from him. It's the perfect build up to a game because it lets you in on the horror of Joel's past. It's what makes him keep himself detached from other people and what he eventually turns into. I think it says a lot about his character that he made it 20 years past his daughters death. That takes a lot of mental toughness, as well as the physical toughness that is required to survive. Very early on, you can tell he doesn't open up to anybody. Even Tess. He's all business and no play. Ellie tries to talk to him about Tess's death and Joel immediately shuts her up. He doesn't want to talk about Tess, or his daughter. To anybody. He tries to move on. Ultimately, Joel is on the run from his past. He's on the run from Sarah's death and also the backstory with Tommy that is unknown. He shuts off all connection to the people that he's known and he's started a new life. At least as far as we know.
Joel never thanks people, and he doesn't exactly mourn people either. It's not because he has a hard time appreciating things, or dealing with loss. It's because he doesn't want to show emotion. He doesn't want to start getting attached to somebody. When Tess dies, he's barely even affected by it. I think there's a lot that goes into that, like the fact that she was going to turn infected regardless. But man, he really holds strong. That's what makes his dynamic with Ellie so impressive. Ellie saves Joel's life multiple times in this game, and he never really thanks her or repays her. It's not that he doesn't want to, and I think, too, that Ellie knows he truly is thankful. He just doesn't know how to express that. Once the game starts developing and he cares more for Ellie, he starts to appreciate her more and show her much more love.
The scene in the abandoned cabin that I discussed earlier really hits Joel hard. I think that he realized not only what he meant to Ellie, but what Ellie means to him. He is so worried about business and doing what's right. He wants to dump Ellie off with Tommy, but Ellie tries to tell him that she doesn't want to go with Tommy. She doesn't know Tommy. Tommy didn't cross the whole country with her like Joel did. I think that it's very important that Joel actually says the following line: "You're right. You're not my daughter. And I'm certainly not your father". The emotion behind him when he says that is more than the lines he speaks. He's mad that Ellie brought up his past. He's trying to deny that aspect of Ellie's relationship with him. He's starting to realize that he's not the only person that has dealt with horrors in his life. I love that he ends up taking Ellie on the journey himself because it shows that he's accepted Ellie as his own, and he would protect her over anything.
Quick point that has nothing to do with his analysis: I knew Joel wasn't going to die when he was impaled at the University of Eastern Colorado (which, I believe is supposed to be the Colorado State University campus. I have no proof of that, I'm just from Colorado. And that sure as hell looks a lot like CSU. The "Big Horns" were the mascot (Rams are CSU) and the colors were Green and Gold. I'm convinced it was supposed to be CSU. It might just be a coincidence though). I knew he wasn't going to die because of the emotional impact that the entire game had up to that point. They cut away from Joel falling off the horse, and then it was the Winter season. Why wouldn't they have a huge emotional Ellie moment. Well, because he didn't die. That's why.
Now that that's been over-analyzed, it's time for the big impactful Joel moments. The first is when he saves Ellie from David (kind of, he was already dead). He comes in and acts like a real father would to Ellie. He grabs her and hugs her and gives her so much affection and reassurance that it's going to be okay. As I brought up earlier, he calls her "baby girl", officially making Ellie a daughter to Joel. He wasn't going to let anything happen to her.
The end now. He saves Ellie from drowning, he saves her from her death, and then lies to her to protect her. Honestly, I can't stand the people who hate the ending to this game. It was fucking perfect. He lies to her to protect her. He loves her. You think losing 2 daughters would be easy? No, especially if you had the opportunity to do something about it. He wasn't going to willingly lose his second daughter. After everything he went through to save this girl and everything they went through together and building their relationship. It wasn't about finding the cure, it was about Joel moving on. It was about Joel finding his new family. He starts opening up to Ellie. Ellie hands him a picture of him and his daughter, the same one Tommy tried to give him earlier. Only this time he takes it. He says "you can't always run away from the past". He's accepted his past. He's moved on. He has Ellie now. He's happy. He has a new love. And lying to Ellie reassures her that he was never going to let anything happen to her. He wasn't going to let her die, he wasn't going to let her out of his sight, and he wasn't going to let anybody try to rape her. He wasn't going to let her be alone. As stated earlier in the game, Ellie has her doubts about heaven (she discusses this with Sam). If she died, I don't believe she would've went to heaven to rejoin her mother and her best friend, Riley. She would've ended up a lonely soul. He is the perfect video game character. He has this girl that he cares so much about. Nothing is going to stop Joel from being with her. (I know that entire paragraph was pretty poorly written grammatically. I chose to keep it that way because it's genuine. It's how I feel about Joel and Ellie and the ending.)
(For a really cool, fun read about how the ending was crafted and differences in production, click here)
If you didn't cry during this game, I don't know what to say to you. I played this game with a good friend of mine because I don't have a PS3 and we played through it together. The first 15 minutes, both of us were crying. The cabin scene with Ellie, waterfalls. The entire last 15 minutes of the game, yep. Crying for sure. There are only a few movies that I've cried harder at than this. It's so moving. And honestly, that's my biggest reason for endorsing this movie idea so hard. I just want people who didn't play the game and didn't feel what all of us fans felt, to feel something like this. To get attached to these characters. To love Ellie as we do and as Joel does. It's such a good story that everyone needs to have told to them. Alright. Lets get to the casting
Casting: I have so many different names for Joel. I'm glad that I really let this sink so that I could think of other actors to play Joel. On Tuesday, the best idea I came up with was Joel Edgerton, and I didn't really have any other names either. Edgerton is great but I have much better options today. Here's the thing, too: there are so many great older actors out there right now. There could be at least 50 actors that you could convince me to play Joel. But anyway, lets get to my picks. Reverse order as always. Here we go. First off. Woody Harrelson. He doesn't look anything like Joel, but I think that he could be great. The world is always ready for more Woody Harrelson. Another guy that I mentioned briefly in my post on Monday is Russell Crowe. Crowe always plays a great action star. He wasn't my problem with the recent Robin Hood film, he was fantastic. He always is. He's got that great beard. He'd be great.
These are 2 guys that are probably going to bring the same thing to the role: Matthew Fox and Ben Affleck. I mentioned that if Ben Affleck were to direct the film, he tends to cast himself in his movies these days. Which, so far, hasn't been a bad thing. I put Matthew Fox on here because I've been watching Lost a lot recently and I just think he's pretty underrated. I could see him playing Joel, too. Another guy that fits kind of into this category, but I think could be good as Joel (as well as Tommy or David, for that matter...) is Jason Clarke. This dude was menacing in Zero Dark Thirty. I thought he deserved a Best Supporting Actor nomination. He was my favorite part of that movie. I think he looks the part, and clearly is capable of playing the part. I'm going to throw Joel Edgerton into this tier of actors, but more towards the next group. I think that he's the most talented (actingwise) of this bunch. He looks a lot like Joel and I love the way he portrayed Brendan in Warrior.
EDIT: I just was shown a picture of Chris Evans in the upcoming film "Snowpiercer". And I know this sounds crazy. Chris Evans. Joel. But look at this picture of Chris Evans in the film's poster. Whoa. Certainly he isn't capable of playing Joel's character. But wow he looks very much like Joel. His acting and age immediately removes him from this conversation but man. That's generally what Joel would look like.
Now we're starting to get into more of the heavy hitters. This next guy is a guy that kind of played this role already, and that's George Clooney. This is going to sound weird at first, but his character in Up in the Air is actually a very accurate representation of what Joel is in this game. He gets this girl (Anna Kendrick) that he doesn't want, journeying around the country with him. He has to teach her a lot. He's very to himself. He doesn't like opening up to Anna Kendrick. I just think there's a lot of comparisons. And Clooney is awesome. He inspired my "Clooney-Zone" styled ranking system for actors (if you're unfamiliar, it's a ranking of the current actors in hollywood based off of how badly women want to sleep with him, combined with how badly guys want to be him, and combined with his respect around the industry). These next two guys remind me a lot of each other. They look a lot a like, and I think both could be fantastic and that's Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell. I think that Bridges is always fantastic, as is Russell. Russell's portrayal as Coach Herb Brooks in Miracle to this day is my all-time most underrated acting performance. That dude deserved some sort of nomination. He was unreal. Jeff Bridges is Jeff Bridges. I mean what else do you want me to say.
And this leads me to my ultimate casting choice. Bryan Cranston. I think he perfectly fits the mold for what Joel is. I love Cranston. I think he's fantastic. Honestly, I'd take Cranston for Joel over everybody else I just listed. It just fits. Sometimes, it just fits. I can't say anything else about it. Seriously, look at this picture. That's fucking Joel in real life. He obviously is badass enough from his Breaking Bad days. Cranston would be fantastic.
My Take: Bryan Cranston (but lets be real, everyone I listed and even more would be unbelievable and would more than live up to Joel's character)
Well, that's it. That's all there is. I'm almost 100% certain that there is something I forgot to add in these analyses, particularly with Joel and Ellie. There's just so much to talk about. I mean, I've studied this game as close as anybody has since its release, so I'm sure there's something I'm forgetting. Anyway, this game is a perfect 10 out of 10. If somehow you made it through this far and haven't played the game, I'd still recommend playing it. It certainly will be less impactful, since, well I told you everything that happens in explicit detail. But I think this is a game everybody deserves to experience. It's my favorite video game of all time. I don't think there ever will be anything that beats it. I hope I'm wrong because The Last of Us raised the video gaming bar about 50 levels higher than where it was before this game came out. Thank you so much for reading. If you stuck it out and made it this far, please feel free to let me know who you think should play these characters. Also, if you want me to start releasing some of my scenes from the adaptation I'm doing, please let me know so I can get a public opinion on it.
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